From: Maria BibliotecaDate: Wed, 18 Dec 1996 21:59:24 -0600
Dear Worship the Sun,
I do not apppreciate your evil influences on the young minds of America.
My son was using a search engine to find information on sun worship by
upper middle class white boys who live in a pretentious communities. I
first realized that something was wrong when I noticed the puddle of drool
on the floor by the computer. But I really started to worry when blood
began to pour from my 12 year old's ears and nose as he read your twisted
entry to the world wide web. I had to call the doctor when I noticed that
his eyes had melted out of his cranium after continuously staring at the
sun for 17 straight hours(he owns a sun lamp). Unfortunately, my son has
developed a limited vocabulary thanks to your horrific display of evil. He
only recites the words-"The Sun, The Sun. I worship the Sun like some sort
of sick god." I would like you to know that my family prays for you every
day and begs God to forgive you for corrupting my son's innocent mind.
In Christ's Oh So Holy Name,
Maria Biblioteca
From: "Janet H. Goranson"
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 13:50:09 -0600
Subject: my own meeting with
I'm not sure about you guys, but it's good to see people with the
one true awareness. Ever read 'Watership Down' by Adams. Sure it's about
rabbits, but in the prologue the rabbit spirit speaks with the sun. Now
that's what I'd like to relay on to you. I want you to know the reality
of our living sun, I've met with the sun once in Cincinatti and have
been speaking with ever since. Not a man, not an animal, but the same
'ol sun you see everyday. What happened to me is similar what happened
to the rabbit spirit in 'Watership Down'.
I used to think I was a Messiah, but now I'm content to just have
the fantasy. If you want to hear more respond to me and I'll send you a
more detailed account of what took place...
I don't know who you are, but perhaps this can be a test of faith.
Do you beleive? I must for sake of personal experience!
From: master@aol.com
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:08:15 -0800
Subject: f***ing sicko!
hey white piece of shit!
f*** yo mama in tha ear
your'e so dumb, you wouldn't even know how to f*** a free whore!
i'll run you over with my 800 HP '70 Dodge Charger as fast as you can
suck yo papa's infinitissimal cock!
i'm gonna find you and burn you alive over my fired up engine revvin at
8000 rpm mothaf***ka!
From: fdtd81e@prodigy.com
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 18:44:24, -0500
Subject: December 21, every year
every year on december 21 latin countiries while plating sultry latin
beats worship the Sun. it is to assure the sun will keep on reighning
all of us unworties. they offer human sacrifices, they climb on top
of a pole hundreds of feet high attach a rope to rheir waste and the
top of the pole and jump off. some times they live due to the Suns
forgiving attitude, but often times the Sun feels the need to take
their life sending them plumiting to the ground to their gruesome
grisly death.
From: jim p morison
Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 19:44:28 EDT
Subject: moldy cum bubble
who do you worship? The Sun! He is your god butknocker. why should you
worship The Sun? He is a Helluva lot bigger than you and He has lots of
friends(a very few who are His chosen worshipers). You are not fit to
live among the Sun's feces, yet here you are basking in His glorious,
life giving, rays of gloriousness. might you ask "why is The Sun a male?"
He has nuts buttknocker. really big fucking BALLS that say he is a male.
don't ask stupid questions.
faithfully His,
MoldyCumBubble
From: Jael Heru
Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:12:32 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Thank You
Thank you for your truthful site. Ask these religious people How can
their be any God Other than SUN in this solar system. The truth is
unpopular but yet everything is provided from Sun up to the the paper
and ink that they write their lies with. Your reward is great in the
heavens friend. The Sun appreciates it the spreading of His/Her Truth..
All the best.
From: megan gad
Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 3:21 AM
Subject: wtf?
Hey I just looked on this website, Worship the Sun...
I just wanna say the sun is a star not a god.
The things it releases from it's 'firey bowels' it's called a solar flare,
it's not a person it can't take a shit if it wanted to and a solar flare
could never destroy man.
You're really only punishing yourself for sitting in the sun too long, it's
self inflicted not punishment
Plus you kinda contradicted yourself by saying there is no god, the sun is
your god.
You sound like a propper nutter.
Smoke too much pot mate.
I laugh at YOUR stupidity
Fuckin FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.
From: Jennifer Johnston
Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 3:22 AM
Subject: The Sun
Is This A Joke ??
Cause It’s a Good One.
If Not Then .. Erm .. Wow You Have A Sad Life -.-
"If you do not accept the Sun as your God he will punish you for your stupidity
and arrogance"
Nooo.. The sun is just there it does what it please's .. it shines and then dosent.
Funny.. you say people are stupid for beleiving in a god ( which if exsicted is
actually more apropiate and makes more sence )
but i dont see the sun making babies.. do you ?
Funny you say there is no god... but the sun is you god ... yeeah erm .. good one (Y)
You put yourself in that one didnt you :L
so before making a site about shit.. make sure it makes sence Yeeah ?
If the Sun has not destroyed all of man's technology, please send any comments, questions, flames to worshipthesun@bumwine.com
