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 Started with Maddog, finished with Maddog... MADDOG!
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11:07
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Dear Sirs,
I am a bum, and am very offended and your insulting use of my branded drink... sure you go ahead have some fun ... but just remember there are people like me sleeping at ever street corner with the bottle of the crap in my right hand, and a disgusting looking dog in the other. So you have your fun, but i'll find you, goddam it, just you wait. Gotta go now because someone just chucked a penny on a floor... BUT I AM WATCHING YOU!!!
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10:50
09.26.2005 |
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Yes, I remember the night I tried to tame the Cisco. I stashed it in the bathroom of some seedy night club, behind the toliet. Wow! I told my date that night I was getting trashed.. but I didn't even think it was going to be that bad.. The night ended with me hurling for a few hours and having a MAJOR hangover for a few days. At the time I worked at a pool. The next day I had to go to work, and had to puke. I was at the top of the slide debating on which would be worse; puking down the slide or off the edge of the slide...needless to say, I don't plan on ever drinking Cisco again.
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07:45
09.26.2005 |
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I too remember Baby Duck, thought definatly not a bumwine. Up here in Canada I can think of 4 easy. #1) Kelly's "A touch of the old Blarny", we used to mixed this crap with 7up! #2) Great White, Its got a shark on the label 'nuff said. #3) XXX, I think it is really cooking sharry #4) Chapmans Cider, affectionatly known as "Golden Glow", an East Coast thing, and the don't make it anymore. :)
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18:58
09.25.2005 |
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You guys are so funny! I'm shedding tears right now from laughing so hard!
You guys should make a movie like "Stuporsize Me" so we can see your scientific research on film! I'm sure you could get lots of volunteer guinea pigs from this guest book!
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Saturday
21:56
09.24.2005 |
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Derek |
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I <3 bumwine. Mostly, Night Train.
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Friday
17:12
09.23.2005 |
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Leon Chao the Ass Feeler |
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Hello. Bum wine is good. I am leon chao and i smoke weed and drink cheap wine. it is good for me. mwahaha. give me children.
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Friday
16:52
09.23.2005 |
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Just the other day me and a friend at work (both in our late 40's) were telling some young hip-hop wigger at work that if he really wanted to "keep it real" he should be drinking the Rose like we did back in the day.
Come to think of it I ain't seen him since
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Friday
09:34
09.23.2005 |
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Mark |
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I think we really are too government regulated up here in Canada. You just can't get this stuff here and I don't think there's any Canadian equivalent. I remembered something called Baby Duck from the 70s made by Andre but after looking it up, it seems to be not a bum wine but more a children's wine. There was apparently a renaissance of sorts in Canada for "pop" wines and wines in boxes with names like Gimli Goose, Pink Flamingo, Baby Deer, Baby Bear, Little White Duck, Fuddle Duck, Luv-a-Duck and Pussycat. Seriously. Well, Baby Duck is still made and the bottle suggests serving it "chilled, with animal crackers."
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Thursday
21:37
09.22.2005 |
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Ray |
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I'm doing a follow up post to the one I made about Wild Irish Rose.
This time, my band tried out MD 20/20 Blue "BLING BLING" Rasberry. Man.... This was nowhere near as good as Wild Irish Rose was. "BLING BLING" was like a mixture of cod oil, melted Starburst, and transmission fluid. The strange part was the aftertaste tasted better.
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Thursday
12:41
09.22.2005 |
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I just had my first Bumwine tasting party last weekend and I wish I had a camera to record all the facial expressions when my guests took thier first hit. Had a great time and you were right about Cisco: I got addicted after one chug.
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09:14
09.21.2005 |
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I instinctively avoided this stuff in high school and college, and I'm glad I did. I did drink some Boone's Farm once, but I don't think it counts. It was bad stuff.
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Wednesday
07:20
09.21.2005 |
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nicky |
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holy crap...wish i was still in chicago. i lived there until august. i'm now a law student...but i'm in st. louis. no such bum wine challenge at wash u, much as i've heard. :(
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Tuesday
05:19
09.20.2005 |
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There are new MD 20/20 flavors!
Purple Rain, Lemon Ice, and Kiwi Lemon.
Kiwi Lemon is actually pretty tastey, while Lemon Ice has a bitter after-taste. Purple Rain tastes like Dymatap.
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Monday
15:54
09.19.2005 |
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steven |
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I agree with Leo buckfast iz magic. 
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22:17
09.18.2005 |
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Ken (Night Train) |
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For all lovers of bum wine. Chicago law students, under the tutelage of University of Michigan alumni, shall recommence their bum wine ritual, to ring in the new school year. For those unfamiliar, it is the Bum Wine Challenge. Pitting a number of law students, from raging alcoholic (me) to pathetic lightweight (Cashdo and Mo come to mind) against a bottle each worth of all five of the major bum wines. Drinking games, leg wrestling, blackouts, and vomiting ensue. Not for the faint of heart, or weak of liver. Vinos y Liquores forever! Justice League rules.
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Sunday
09:31
09.18.2005 |
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Danny |
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Theres this band from Louisville Ky with a song about a homless guy and his Wild Irish Rose called Wild Irish Rose.
you can go to http://deadcityrejects.com/ and go to the audio and listen to it
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Saturday
22:03
09.17.2005 |
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I like the MD 20/20, just last night I had two bottles of the Orange Sensation!
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Saturday
13:43
09.17.2005 |
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Cisco will put you in a fatal position.
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Saturday
07:41
09.17.2005 |
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You wantg to try a "bumwine" then I would like to fully recommend a lovely fruity little number called Buckfast as made by the wonderfull monks at the monestry in Devon. 
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Saturday
02:39
09.17.2005 |
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I wasn't familiar with Wild Irish Rose, so I decided to give it a try today. You know what? This stuff wasn't half bad. This one was actually pretty easy to drink. It tastes way better than MD 20/20. For $2.99, what more could you ask for?
*Ray*
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190 |
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Friday
19:50
09.16.2005 |
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Who will be the one to roll it over to 200 work units? WooHoo!
Team Work Unit Count 199
02:50:56] Completed 290000 out of 1000000 steps (29%)
Argh! too far away!
B M O at entropy dawt tmok dawt com
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Friday
19:00
09.16.2005 |
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I think MD 20/20 is off the chain. I started with grape while I was in the Air Force stationed in south korea. My favorite is orange. It tastes like a screwdriver with an extra punch! I am far from poor, and have tried many types of alcohol. MD is not as bad as its reputation.
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Friday
14:54
09.16.2005 |
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nicky |
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i was reading the taste rankings...you mean there are substances that taste worse than mad dog? i had a sip of that once, the orange flavor, and about puked. i'm scared.
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Friday
12:04
09.16.2005 |
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This site is awesome!! I like me some T-bird but that Cisco rocks !!
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Friday
09:09
09.16.2005 |
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oh, & who could forget that legendary leg-opener called Passion Pop?
WOW...
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Friday
09:07
09.16.2005 |
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Dude, those wine reviews are twisted.
For the record, I did taste (but promptly spit out) some T-Bird once, and it was at least as nasty as you describe.
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Friday
09:06
09.16.2005 |
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Now I know what to avoid when next in a U.S bottle shop. In Oz, it's friggin' Stones Ginger Wine  or ANYTHING by McWilliams: sweet sherry, cream sherry, or that old faithful port 
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Friday
04:54
09.16.2005 |
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you weiiiirdoooos.....
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16:39
09.15.2005 |
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getting into my college fraternity in huston involved once or twice a week the group of us initiates getting lined up and passing two or three oven-warmed bottles of 20/20 down the line until it was finished. If someone fell out of the line, well than more warm tastey goodness for the rest of us until the bottles were empty or we all emptied our stomachs. I myself have downed over 3/4 of a bottle in one chug. Warm.
my stomach still turns a little bit when i see the stuff, five years later.
I miss those days
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Thursday
14:04
09.15.2005 |
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Erik |
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BEST writeup on a wine I have ever read.........
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Thursday
05:49
09.15.2005 |
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over here, "bums" (or "tramps" as we call them) tend to prefer purple tin or variants. purple tin being Tennants Super, a 9% lager. These fortified sweetened wines are more beloved by underaged teenage (or younger) drinkers on street corners or in parks.
nice site.
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Wednesday
20:15
09.14.2005 |
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Boone's Farm is lame as hell and would not be considered a bum wine by any serious alcoholic...Wild Irish Rose is the Shit.
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178 |
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Wednesday
16:51
09.14.2005 |
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does anyone know where i can get a hold of MD 20/20 in california (preferably LA area)? bevmo is the biggest booze store i know of, and i don't think they carry it. i've found a couple places online where i could probably get it, but i'd rather not deal with the hassle or the shipping charges. anyone???
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Wednesday
06:40
09.14.2005 |
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Very interesting site full of useful information
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Tuesday
19:15
09.13.2005 |
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Todd |
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Too groovy! Night Train? Wild Irish Rose? It's all good;)
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13:38
09.13.2005 |
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Hello. Nice site!
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Monday
19:45
09.12.2005 |
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Vi Grent |
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MD 20/20 cant sell the %18 al/vol "flavor" in most states now. dont let the man get you down - steal some vodka and mix it with the now legal %12 is the best you can do.
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Monday
18:37
09.12.2005 |
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Alix Hakalaa |
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Hey all! I have been victim to the Night train many times. This webpage rocks and shit. ya!
A. Hakala
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15:44
09.12.2005 |
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I bought 3 bottles of Cisco at a small booze shop in town my freshman year of college (back in 1999). I downed them all in one night and let me tell you... I was feeling it for a few days. Anyways I went back to the same shop a few years later and was told they had banned it from the state of Maine, it was liquid crack. Looking on this web site the closest place to get it is in Boston. Does anyone know if you can buy it online? Where on line I can get it? Or if they will even ship it to me in Maine as it is now "illegal"??? I would really like to get my hands on somemore of that.
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Sunday
15:51
09.11.2005 |
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Mad Dog shouldn't even be considered a bum wine....be a man and drink some T-Bird....there is nothing better and there will never be anything better than good ol' thunder bird.
(Record - 1 750ml bottle in 52 seconds....2 750 ml bottles in under 5 minutes)
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Friday
20:55
09.09.2005 |
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Mark |
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Fuck all them Ballers be talking 'bout "Pass the Courvoisier", Instead pass me a pint of Mad Dog, in Banana Red, Grape or Orange Jubilee.
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Friday
14:18
09.09.2005 |
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Quentin Collins |
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Wow, now I understand why hobos always smell like piss and vomit! Thanks bumwine.com!!!!  
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Friday
03:50
09.09.2005 |
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I've got a great cocktail for you - "Thunderbird Brown". You need one bottle of Thunderbird and three bottles of Newcastle Brown ale. Drink about half of the first bottle of Newkie Broon then top up with Thunderbird and drink - it doesn't actually taste too bad  ! Repeat with other two bottles until plastered!
Hmmm.. maybe a bit complex for your average tramp/bum/bocker....
cheers, Steve
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Wednesday
20:00
09.07.2005 |
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I had what is called a Mad Dog "magnum" night(huge bottle) and I can assure you it was my ticket to HANG-OVER City. Crazy things went down, not typical at all of what I expect when I get drunk. NOT AT ALL. But I thank bumwine.com and the 20/20 company for keeping us bums' lives drunk and happy.
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Tuesday
17:29
09.06.2005 |
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Nathan "The Cisco King" Clark |
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CISCO IS THE SHIT!!! IT'S ALL ME AND MY FRIENDS DRINK. YOU GOTTA GO OUT AND TRY THE NEW BLUE RASPBERRY FLAVOR OF CISCO. IT GOES DOWN SMOOTH AND DOESN'T MAKE YOUR THROAT FEEL LIKE YOU'VE THROWN UP AFTER YOU DRINK IT. ALSO I HAVE DISCOVERED THE ANTIDOTE TO DOWNING A CISCO IS A SIP OF A1 SAUCE. IT MIGHT SOUND CRAZY BUT TRUST ME IT IS A SAVIOR.
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Monday
20:35
09.05.2005 |
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I work in a liquor store and can assure you that Boone's Farm is not a bum wine. For the price, no bum will tolerate its weak ass 5% alcohol content. Wild Irish Rose and Thunderbird are by far the most sought out wines for bums.
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16:59
09.04.2005 |
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gave my self the challange. 1 day 5 bottles. i drunk a bottle of each of the 5 top bum wines this site explores.
The result was me spray painting the bowl(see ubandictionary.com) and feeling like 15 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag for 2 days. An i am no rookie, im a bar musician used to drinkin 15+ craptastic draft beers every other night of the week. Id like to see the posts of others who will take the challange and see how they faired.
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Sunday
08:30
09.04.2005 |
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Got a bottle of Thunderbird for my 40th birthday. Glad I read you site before I opened it. Will make sure to regift this for someone elses birthday.
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Sunday
14:10
08.28.2005 |
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Dudes,
I rode the Night Train Express last nite. I am here to report that your research holds truth. Hungover and bearly being able to type, I now understand why it was only 3.39 a bottle.
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Thursday
20:27
08.25.2005 |
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Dude, just had my first Morgan David; the first sip was nasty, but I am feeling good and warm. One thing, Cincinnati (tha nasty 'nati) was not on your list of nasty bum cities. I will forgive this because it is easy to miss the 'nati as you fly over, but it is a world class ghetto. Definitely a 3rd-tier city that is only overshadowed by its 1st-class slums. Taking my last swig now; thanks for the laughs. I may go get another.
Scarangella
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Thursday
16:57
08.25.2005 |
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I was just on a trip to San Antonio where a buddy i was wish drank 2 Bottles of Night Train and a Bottle of Mad Dog over the course of 3 days... he was so wasted we found him face down in the bath tub where he was trying to "Scuba dive" and catch a shark 
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15:19
08.25.2005 |
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i have drunk as much as 1/2 a fifth of scotch with NO HANGOVER, or 4 pints of guinness with a shrug and NO HANGOVER. in fact the ONLY hootch that ever fucked me up beyond belief was a bottle of night train - and then there was the similar experience with bali hai - remember that one? by the way, i'm not proud of this: you kids, you don't try this at home
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22:30
08.22.2005 |
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in mid 40's been drinkin' that shit for decades. got good organs but does a number on bone mass: lost teeth, prone to fracture. here is a good poem about it by a friend of mine:
Old men die in bed alone wishing
for a drink in their dreams
leaving behind Christ knows what.
They are the ones who can barely cross
the streets their pants all baggy filth.
They cry with shame and delight
for a miserable dime they get that,
uh putrid muscatel that fills
their heads with buzzing and crippled
memory all orange orange orange.
see ya.
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09:37
08.19.2005 |
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DUDE! cisco!!! that shit gets u fuucked up and crazy. and Mad DOg thos are some good drinks. i once drank a bottle of cisco and half a bottle of MD 20/20 and smoked a chron blunt and went to a cattle decapitation show and i dont even know. but thats how u have to do it. SAN DIEGO!! super CHARGERS!! haha. peace
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01:25
08.18.2005 |
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Wow i've not seen a bottle of Mad Dog since i was about 13! Don't tend to see much of it these days in England. The Drink of choice for the under 15. Spent many an hour in a pool of red sick! Nice!
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18:42
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UC Davis ... 1991 ... I discovered Cisco that year, and I blacked out more often and screwed more defective women than any year before or since. I drank Cisco on over 80 "occasions" that year, and I blacked out at least 70 times. By early 1992 I was enjoying frequent panic attacks and decided to retire from the Cisco brotherhood.
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18:31
08.15.2005 |
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drinkin strawberry cisco now
haven't had this in like 8 years
same taste wastin me the same ;)
nice site you got up here :)
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Sunday
17:26
08.14.2005 |
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It may be worth noting that MD 20/20 comes in both the 375ml flask style bottle and a 750ml "magnum". On several occasions I have consumed an entire magnum in one night but this has always resulted in poor behavior, blackouts, and on one occasion passing out in mid-conversation (standing up). On one such "magnum night" I showed several guests the beautiful grounds of Shippensburg University - whilst driving along the sidewalk. Anyone attempting a magnum should note that I am a 275lb guy and caution is required.
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17:02
08.14.2005 |
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I tried all those wines with no real big problems except for cisco- It takes you by suprise- I cant wont look at flintstones vitamins the same way again.
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04:46
08.14.2005 |
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Still need help getting Night Train Express shipped to Norway! Anyone willing to help me destroy my life by shipping me some bottles of Night Train Express contact me ASAP. Of course, you will be greatly rewarded for helping me in the pursuit of complete drunken retardity! HELP!
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19:45
08.13.2005 |
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Okay, serious question.
Does RIPPLE actually exist?? I've seen (and yes, tasted) all the BumWines on the site, but have been looking for Ripple for nearly 25 years.
Any info please email me
craplobster (at) hotmail.com
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The favorite bum wine varies from town to town.
I worked at the Homestead PA state liquor store, Thunderbird was the favorite of our own bums.
For some inexplicable reason, a few miles up the river in McKeesport, Tiger Rose was the fave, in other towns, MD2020 ,King Solomon , Richard's Wild Irish and other vintages were preferred.
Never understood the whole phenom, you can get just as drunk with less of a hangover, for the same money with a cheap pint of vodka
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I live in Bali ? Indonesia and really like your website. Thanks for the good information and entertainment. Keep up this great resource.
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22:12
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Ray |
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Don't forget the Food 4 Less on SE 82nd and Powell. You can smell Night Train from three blocks away.
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15:23
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I can not believe that Portland, Oregon didn't get spot on cities with the most grizzly bums!!... Cheers to the bums down on SE Foster and in the Union Pacific Train Yard!!.. Portland Oregon has my vote fr sure!!
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14:09
08.11.2005 |
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I remember the first time me and night train ever met we collided when i wasnt sure of what to drink i only had a few dolars and wanted to get wasted so i asked a bum he said get that night train it dos you right so i said fuck it why not i baught 2 bottles i then braught it back to my friends house nd began drinking it at first i enjoyed myself after the second bottle i felt like no man should feel like this i filled up 3 cannisters and regurgitated on my own chest it left me their destroyed demolished and impotent i woke up the next morning and rammed my head into a brick wall until i later fell into a coma yes night train is a beautiful thing
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21:16
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Cisco has always been a favorite of mine cause Cisco ROCKS!!!
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15:44
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Mad Dog 20/20! |
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I always thought the "MD" stood for "Mad Dog." It is a common drink for the native San Diegan bum and the native San Diegan hood-rat!
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17:36
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Keith |
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Does anyone know if MD 20/20 is sold in the UK? Bumwine has given it such a good write-up I want to check it out!
Regards
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| EntryNo: |
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Tuesday
10:05
08.09.2005 |
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Leave Cisco Alone! |
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Cisco can put even the biggest man on the ground in a fatal position!
For those of you who have never tried it, leave it alone!
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01:54
08.09.2005 |
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Gede |
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Nice site, we?ll share with friends.
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20:45
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These are finest wines available
those snooty someliers can kiss my ass..thunderbird rocks and is somewhat better than listerine . Its gag potential is unrivaled thanx for a website that promotes these fine toxins
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18:32
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Travis |
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I found this site nearly two years ago. It changed my life. Well, not really, but it did help me get drunker. See I had been a hardcore drinker in college for 4 years before I found bumwines. Two of the big bottles of Cisco was all I needed to get retarded.
One of my fondest memories of bumwines was when my buddy drank two bottles of Cisco (the big ones) in about 20 minutes. He passed out cold for the next 14 hours and when he woke up he was drunk and had one of the legendary Cisco hangovers. (Only hangover either of us ever got off of this shit). Meanwhile I decided to use this monsterous fat bitch for some mudaction. If it wasn't for these "fortified wines" I'm sure my buddy would have not been able to sleep through this activity of (I'm sure) wonderous sight and smell.
You guys rock.
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Saturday
17:59
08.06.2005 |
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Nick Brubaker |
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Kick ass site, bum wines are the shit!!!! Shout out to wild eye and the mogan david 20/20!
PS Jim Treires is a knighted bum wine master.
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Saturday
16:05
08.06.2005 |
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Let me just start with a THANK YOU. If it weren't for bumwine.com I would still be a virgin. The night was young, and my friends spotted this website. We decided to devote our lives to all bum wines. The taste-testing started, and the eyes got blurry. I drank a whole bottle of T-bird....and woke up next to a vulumptiously well defined mate. I thought to myself "Yesssss" (you know, how Napoleon Dynamite says it, oh that Napoleon - some say we are very similar in looks and charm).
I officially love you guys, and am addicted to bum wines. my AA counselor says she doesn't approve (that bitch), but nothing can get between me and my bum wine (also known to me as 'pleasure enhancer'
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20:52
08.05.2005 |
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we are some avid cisco enthusiasts in miami and must say, your website rocks!
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132 |
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Thursday
19:24
08.04.2005 |
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I ran into your website a week ago, got all enthused, and went out and bought several varieties of Bum Wine. Long time, no drink of this diarrhea. But I must say you should be collecting advertising dollars from these companies.
Most importantly, I chugged a bottle of Wild I and had the most amazing coming to Jesus meeting with the concept of wrestling. See, it was one of those soap opera sequences (that have ruined the true sport of wrestling)and Eddie Guerrero had his lawyer and was stealing Rey Mysterio's son Dominic using the court system. It has nothing to do with wrestling, but that's pretty much what pro wrestling is these days- Like MTV- what happened to the music?
Well, you get the idea- it was the most dramatic event of the post-season- better than OC- better than ER- better even than Big Brother 6 and possibly better than Extreme Makeover. I have gained a new respect for the sport, and now re-believe that it is real. Thank you Wild I, and thank you Bumwine.com for opening my eyes.
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Wednesday
16:51
08.03.2005 |
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john |
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i am 18 years old and every one my age drinks buckfast tonic wine.it is the best stuff ever and will be drank for years among glasgows youngsters.yasssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssBUCKFAST NUMBER FUCKIN 1
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Wednesday
12:02
08.03.2005 |
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you got a choke chain
made out of nightrain
to keep your memory down
in quicksand from the main man
to gel everything out
always out on a joyride
lay it out from insides
always at a dead stall
from sticking pins into miniature men
who can't feel it at all
-Elliott Smith, 'See You Later'
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129 |
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Wednesday
11:57
08.03.2005 |
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So, last friday I made the deadly mistake of drinking one bottle of night train, and trying to follow it with a bottle of thunderbird.
i didn't throw up, but i ended up throwing a hamster and breaking many bottles on the sidewalk.
Night Train is now my official drink of choice, however.
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Wednesday
06:28
08.03.2005 |
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A decade ago, I used to have a neighbor that worked in sales for E&J. He said the tipoff for an E&J product was the "Modesto, CA" on label.
Boones Farm is a bum wine, and was a favorite of some my high school friends in the early 1970s.
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Wednesday
02:13
08.03.2005 |
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Carrie |
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You guys are poets in the tradition of .. some old skool poetic dudes. This is my favorite site on the whole Interweb. Keep up the good work and I definitely tip one out to y'alls
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Tuesday
12:50
08.02.2005 |
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Jav |
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Excellent site, keep up the goodwork. Have tried 3 of the aforementioned beverages. Anyone know if Cisco is available in the UK?? I need to give buckfast tonic wine a mention. It is probably the most popular 'bum-wine' in the uk. (Well Scotland anyway)!!
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17:43
07.31.2005 |
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scott |
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 well a rare find indeed for where i live anyway. i'll be sure to force this down the hatch some night soon. i only need to find the 50oz jug now. it will probably take a little looking.
i enjoy trying all these shatty wines, its fun to get sloshed off cheap cheap alcohol. especially when you know you are bummin it out.
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Sunday
17:42
07.31.2005 |
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jerry campbell |
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ok ok this is my story. I was 19 or
20 years old back in 1977.we were a bunch of brothers from va. in the marine corps
reserves on our 2 weeks drill in orange county california.That fist night we all wanting to show off our manhood went and purchased what we thought were the most potent of the alcohol beverages.I came
back with a quart of shlists(how do u
spell that fuckers name)malt liquor bull,another purchased md 20/20 and another dude had some wild irish rose.
we downed all the beverages and preceded to a near by pizza palor. once
inside we had a puking festival. somebody even puked all over the front counter. needless to say we stumbled out of there without ordering a thing.Im sure glad i wasnt the one who had to clean that mess up.
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Sunday
16:40
07.31.2005 |
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jerry campbell |
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thank you a web page has never made me
laugh so much. I've tried all of these
wines except Night Train. In the late
70s and early 80s i was coming of age
and i thought might train was a winos
wine. I didnt know that all that stuff
was wino water.I remember when cisqo
first came out. Boy was i disappointed
when i tasted that nasty surupy cramp.
md 20/20 was legendary for laying u out
in the dirt.wild irish rose was just plain nasty and thunderbird was the best because we mixed it with grapefruit
juice. i PITY THE FOOLS who drink this crap daily. May their livers RIP>
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Sunday
10:31
07.31.2005 |
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Zoe Fiasco |
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In 1982 I worked at Consolidated Distilled Products on S. Kedzie Avenue in Chicago. They made Wild Irish Rose alongside vats of generic spirits. I don't know if this was under license from Canadaigua Wines or what, but I thought serious students of Wild I might be interested in this footnote. I worked in the press room just off the distillery, and I have the brain damage to prove it.
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Sunday
00:42
07.31.2005 |
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ragnar |
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Ive seen the destructive nature of Night Train, imagine the potential hazard of slugging a case of night train in a day between two people adressing themselves in the third person. And yes, your mouth and teeth turn blue.
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120 |
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Saturday
21:16
07.30.2005 |
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These wines may or may not be good for enemas. The Homeless don't usually have the luxury of a toilet or a bathtub, so, sadly, data is lacking on the enema impact factor of MD 20/20, etc.
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119 |
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Thursday
18:34
07.28.2005 |
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Craig S. |
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My first taste was at the age of 13. Thunderbird was the cause of a blackout and 2 days of skull-cracking pain and projectile vomiting. I guess I had a good time.
Some other wines that haunt my memories:
Tiger Rose (a nice flat shaped bottle, easily hid.)
Arriba!
Mr. Twister
in 1960 these were all 99 cents a full quart.
and although not a wine, a concoction called Orange Driver. Ugh.......
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21:12
07.27.2005 |
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Jonathan |
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Dude, you have to got to be kidding me main. Let me set the fact straights. when I was living in California I drank all the cool dranks. So let me put in my two cents.
1. Night Train is a cool wine to drink when you're just jiving with the ladies.
2. CISCO is good to get faded quickly. Throw in a bowl of resin on a bong and you will be chilling like a villain on penicillin (literaly).
3. MD 20/20 one of my all time favorites when it was time to get hammered.
And for those of you that love malt liquors:
1. King Cobra. It gets no better than this. One 40 oz and you will be tore up.
2. Old English 800, me oh my, reminds me of that song by Easy-E "Sippin' on a 40!"
3. Steel Reserve 211: Not for the faint of heart!
And now cheap champagnes:
1. Andre. One word, Yuck!!
2. Le domaine: Cool but tastes like alka seltzer.
3. Cooks. Cheap but cool I guess.
So there you have it folks. The list of ghetto dranks I would pound on while I was living in Mo Valley, Ca.
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117 |
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Wednesday
14:16
07.27.2005 |
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Doggy Water: Cisco and Mickeys. Tastes pretty good, doesn't f*ck you up a lot if you're an experienced drinker. If you aren't, watch out.
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116 |
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19:59
07.26.2005 |
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Hey, ghettowine, what's your rating of the sophisticated taste of "Twister", a true favorite of those defecating in Military Park in Newark, NJ?
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Karim Milton Dequansworth III |
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19:36
07.26.2005 |
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satan165 |
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whoever is voting that boones farm is a bum wine is retarded. just because its cheap doesnt mean a damn thing, no bum would ever buy that crap. same thing with maddog.
big up to the heatzeker for exchanging banners with me, check my site thru the link above or thru the 'links' page on this site. i been fuckin with ghettowines for longer then a motherfucker could know.
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19:26
07.26.2005 |
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DoBeDoBeDo |
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June 17, 2005...25 years sober and no flavorful, elegant and smooth taste of bum wine. That is the punishment of the gods. It's worse than being born politically correct. How many of you long for the days when your kidneys were failing and you were pissing in your pants?
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Karim Milton Dequansworth III |
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19:18
07.26.2005 |
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jc |
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what about manischewitz? i'm not -SPAMMER-ish, but that's another great wine i've always considered to be in the same class as all of these beauties!
btw, for all of you boone's farm fans, i hate to say it, but that's not a bum wine, that's a high school girl wine!
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12:42
07.26.2005 |
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let me tell you... i live in the dc area and wanted to try all of these, and of course with it's reputation i had to try cisco. i couldn't find it anywhere. i scowered the streets of dc for the most haggard of liquor stores and none of them offered my poison.
yet, one night, i entered a small market with no sign to notify anyone of their presence, and on the shelf, unrefrigerated in all it's contaminated glory was a sweet bottle of cisco.
i bought two of them.
quickly i went back home and put one on ice as i downed the other in less then twenty minutes. the other one had little time to chill and i began drinking it.
only half way through the second and already my stomach had had enough. i stifled the groaning of my organ and continued drinking, this was a mistake. i vomited much of the cisco up, yet some how there was enough inside me to keep me wasted.
for the entire night i wandered the streets in search of more... but nothing... i found nothing.
when i awoke on a park bench i found my wallet missing and dried blood around my lips. the world was in a different sense now, a hang over i would not soon forget until the next morning.
cisco is the devil. the drunkeness it gave me was a low only a retired crack addict has known. stay away from this drink.
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