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Show guestbook | Sign guestbook | Statistics | Search | Back to main index   # Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |  EntryNo: 1611  Date: Tuesday 17:34 03.30.2010 Josh Favorite: Kelly's Have none of you pathetic humans ever heard of Kelly's wine? It is Lucifer's blood in a bottle. Highly recommended by the superior race. Comment: harris_joshua.khotmail.com  EntryNo: 1610  Date: Tuesday 09:24 03.23.2010 LooseSprocket Favorite: MD 20/20 When it comes to bum wine MD 20/20 is the stuff that bums are made of. Forget all the fruity flavors go ape with the grape. Comment: loosesprocketyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1609  Date: Monday 19:13 03.22.2010 Mr Night Train Favorite: NT Attn Mayfield I proudly fuck fat girls or BBW's as I call them. Fat in the penthouse or the basement, either is fine both is better. Hopefully Jessica Simpson will put on another 30 and do a spread in XL Girls! I'd rather see her than Paris Hilton any day, any way. More social commentary from Mr NT to come later... Comment: pttpneworleansinbox.com  EntryNo: 1608  Date: Friday 08:43 03.19.2010 Mr Night Train Favorite: NT far & away THE best! Attn Vic: Try downing (2) 750ml's of Night Train. MD is only 13% and NT is 19% (regardless of what the bottle says). Belushi himself couldn't knock out (2) bottles of NT and still walk right. Comment: pttpneworleansinbox.com  EntryNo: 1607  Date: Tuesday 20:33 03.16.2010 Angry Mike Favorite: Cisco My first experience with Cisco lead to a fist fight filled night and a waist-down naked ride on the hood of a strangers car down an interstate for 3 miles. I can handle my drink but this stuff hit me hard. I wouldn't recommend drinking this crap unless you are in a padded room with a straight jacket near by. Don't drink this with your good friends, they won't be your friends the next day. Comment:  EntryNo: 1606  Date: Monday 18:55 03.15.2010 mayfield Favorite: MD 20/20 md 20/20 is always a favorite.cheap,good,and fast.just like the girl your gonna pick up after you drink md.it gets you fuckered up. DRINK UP (you'll be fucking fat girls in no time) Comment: mayfield_420yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1605  Date: Monday 16:21 03.15.2010 Magda Nice website, I hope that I will worship the sun after drinking Thunderbird xD Comment: wyszynska91interia.pl  EntryNo: 1604  Date: Monday 15:58 03.15.2010 that druk guy Favorite: Carlo Rosi absolutely agree with about all of the statements i have drank them all and then discovered the site...wow i feel like a bum but any ways you missed the all american econo-wine Carlo Rossi king of the bums Comment: ThaJokerWildgmail.com  EntryNo: 1603  Date: Monday 15:07 03.15.2010 Kandy Favorite: Cisco I Cisco!! My brothers and I used to drink Cisco all the time back in the day, along with 40s of the "snake bite" King Cobra (malt liquor). We are a family of crazy French drunks. I thought they quit selling most of these until I found this site. It's good to know that there are some people out there that have heard of this shit, not just me and the fam.. Comment: stluny2002yahoo.com stluny2002@yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1602  Date: Saturday 19:15 03.13.2010 Mr Night Train Favorite: oh hell...I couldn't guess! Funny cheap wine cartoon. http://joshreads.com/images/ 08/04/i080401hinlois.jpg Comment: pttpneworleansinbox.com  EntryNo: 1601  Date: Saturday 09:17 03.13.2010 Ugene Alright you low life morons. Your commentary on MD 20/20 is off the wall-First off MD does NOT mean Mogen David altough the wines are indeed produced on the same premises- Secondly,the wine is of high quality grapes and is pure in nature. MD 20/20's name was derived in 1969 and was to mean MD 20 % alcohol for the 20th century-The wine has also be called Dr Vision by some asstitute drinkers. Please retract your henous remarks as they are untrue to say the leat ES-- Comment:  EntryNo: 1600  Date: Sunday 23:03 03.07.2010 Vic Favorite: Mad Dog I drank two 750ml bottles of MD 20/20 orange jubilee last night. Decent buzz. Comment:  EntryNo: 1599  Date: Sunday 08:51 03.07.2010 Uncle Nick Favorite: Wild Eye I only have a few "favorites" on my website but this is one of them. Damn straight! Hell, how could Bum Wines NOT be a freakin' favorite website?! Here's what I say on my site: 'BUM WINES! WOO HOO! In no particular order, Mad Dog, Cisco, Wild Eye, T-Bird and Night Train Express, the Axis of Evil of cheap, high-test wines. To quote the Bum Wines site, "Call them bum wines, street wines, fortified wines, wino wines, or twist-cap wines.Whatever you call these beverages for the economical drunkard, this page explores the top five. So curl up on a heating duct and enjoy..." I mean, they're all semi-toxic but Dude, Cisco should be a controlled substance. Seriously. Want to get vomit-in-your-hat, soil-your-pants drunk as quickly and economically as possible? You've come to the right place to read the exploits of those who do! Click on the link. Visit their guestbook. Enjoy!' If you've got some time to kill after you get done reading everything HERE, take a look at my website too. I've got some motorcycle stories and stuff there you might like. And Dude, if you find any dusty, old bottles of Foxfire Plum Velvet wine, PLEASE let me know!!!!!!! http://unclenicksbikertees.c om Comment: unclenicksbikertees.com unclenicksbikerteesmsn.com  EntryNo: 1598  Date: Tuesday 07:31 03.02.2010 liver raider Favorite: md 20/20 being broke as hell in college, one gets tired of drinking foul cheap-o beer and demoralizing malt drinks. it was a while ago, walking through a general store, when my eyes alighted on those wonderfully colorful bottles of mad dog. i realized there could be nothing natural about that kind of coloration, and after a night spent with it, my heart and liver were stolen for life. ambrosia watered down with cough syrup and cheap juice. my favorite part is the horrified look on my friends' faces when they see the bottle, and after sampling a bit, their equally mortified reaction. <3 bumwine.com Comment:  EntryNo: 1597  Date: Friday 11:16 02.26.2010 Phil Neuner Favorite: ripple In the sixties my life was a blur. Drinking rot gut Ripple, the taste was so bad you had to either chug it or hold your nose to avoid the nasty taste. Even in my hard core drinking days I always had trouble with Ripple. They called it Ripple for a reason, the ripple effect of drunken insanity. I am so lucky I never killed anyone or maimed my self. When I had extra money I would drink Richards Wild Irish Rose. That's the only wine I blacked out on. I always called Richards the DICK, for the dance it would do on your head. I tried T-Bird once, but I puked before it hit my stomach. Thank God I am sober today, and able to laugh. Comment: msn.com implantkneesmsn.com  EntryNo: 1596  Date: Tuesday 15:28 02.23.2010 Bughunter Very disappointed to see Florida not represented, we have an extremely large bum/transient population...where do you think they go in the winter? How will they find their favorite beverage without Bum Wine's assistance? Comment:We just took the largest metro areas by population. Jacksonville, FL is on there! bughunter210hotmail.com  EntryNo: 1595  Date: Monday 12:01 02.22.2010 Mr NightTrain Favorite: NT & T-Bird Here's an actual customer reply email I received from Gallo Inc. The recipient name has been changed to protect my indentity (my AA sponsor would flip out:) Dear Mr. NightTrain, Thank you for contacting us. We are thrilled that you enjoy our Night Train Express. We strive to create a wide variety of products to satisfy the diverse tastes of our consumers. Compliments such as yours are always very nice to hear. We will be sure to pass your comments on to our winemakers. We know you have many wine and beverage choices and we thank you for choosing Night Train. Sincerely, Night Train TXXXX AXXXXX Spe-SPAMMER-t, Consumer Information Center Case ID#: 430### Comment: ptttpneworleansinbox.com  EntryNo: 1594  Date: Sunday 10:47 02.21.2010 CiscoMan I've been a fan of bum wines long before I could even find them in the stores. Something about the novelty and danger creates an excitement while drinking. I go to school in Baltimore and have recently stumbled upon a gold mine where these wines are sold. Well, it wasn't that hard; it's Baltimore. I've been drinking multiple Mad Dogs a night during the past few weekends, no problems. Maybe because it's that 13% shit. However, last night I downed a 750ml of Cisco, smoked a spliff, and had two beers on top of that. I felt fine the whole night, nothing unusual. But what's weird is, I only got 8 hours of sleep last night, and I feel alive and well right now, despite what everyone says about a ridiculous hangover. I actually think the stuff is quite delicious. Anyway, Wild Irish Rose is next weekend, followed by Thunderbird the weekend thereafter. Cheers, my fellow future bums! Comment:  EntryNo: 1593  Date: Saturday 01:17 02.20.2010 jaimetj Favorite: MD 2020 Oh the good old days of high school...I remember playing strip poker and drinking maddog...I should say I barely remember! Always had alot of fun, and alot of problems from the aftermath of it all. Alas...my drinking days are over.....although I have a sudden craving for some ... Comment: jaimetj3upgmail.com  EntryNo: 1592  Date: Friday 11:46 02.19.2010 Dr. Murky I am really appalled at your collective taste in wine. I am a professional panhandler/intersection impressario in Atlanta, and my associates and I prefer to sate our educated palates with expensive imported French wine. Only when the pickings are extremely thin, do we nightcap with bum wine. On those sad nights, Thunderbird is our beverage of choice. Comment:  EntryNo: 1591  Date: Friday 11:29 02.12.2010 More from Mr Night Train II Favorite: Night Train & TBird I found another funny as hell commercial. You don't get much funnier (for numerous reasons) than highly respected actor James Mason pitching Thunderbird wine but here it is > http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=0xY7mBQrzXU ^ Now thats class. Tag team a bottle of Night Train w/ a bottle of T Bird & you'll be on easy street for the next 24 hours +. Comment:that's awesome, thanks for sharing! mark.winchesteratt.net  EntryNo: 1590  Date: Wednesday 00:27 02.10.2010 Twister guys Favorite: Twister What happened to rating Twister, its a bum wine? Comment: cnn.com twistercnetco.com  EntryNo: 1589  Date: Tuesday 22:03 02.09.2010 Ryan Favorite: Cisco I once drank a third a bottle of cisco, next thing i know i am in the lobby of a Memphis hotel, sobbing, drunk dialing my dad at 2:00 am to tell him how much science sucks and how i wasted the last four years of my life. Oh and the hangover lasted for two days and 800 miles. cheers Comment: MaoR11aol.com  EntryNo: 1588  Date: Monday 12:12 02.08.2010 PENMAN Favorite: BUCKFAST no homeless or tramps drink buck. in glasgow (scotland) we drink it because we like it and the associated violence. the government want to ban it because of cafine content and crimes committed. its just as violent as any other drink just we scottish are rather violent. FUCK THE POLIS!!!! Comment:  EntryNo: 1587  Date: Sunday 12:47 02.07.2010 Mr Night Train Favorite: NIght Train - far & away! Night IMO is far & away THE best wine on the market. Why anyone idiot would spend much dinero on a bottle of MUCH weaker rotten grape juice when he could simply purchase a 750ml of God's gift to man - Night Train (which has helluva lot more kick) is beyond me. In all seriousness (?) there is legit science which attests to irrefuteable fact that wine consumption improves the drinkers health. Too bad its so expensive to live in Paris, otherwise I'd be compre'ing the france' and getting layed by some hot bbw french chick(s). Drink Bum Wine bros!!! > http://www.french-paradox.ne t/book/ Comment: goodhealthyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1586  Date: Sunday 10:05 02.07.2010 Ratso Favorite: Pink Pussycat Great site! My all time favorite has to be Pink Pussycat. Drank it when I was in Vista in Milwaukee in the early '70s. After a few bottles one night I parked my Lincoln Continental with the suicide doors precisely in the middle of the street in front of the house we Vista volunteers were sharing. And the great Rufus Thomas even wrote an ode to Pink Pussycat. Well worth hearing! Comment:  EntryNo: 1585  Date: Saturday 23:24 02.06.2010 Brackley Whitehouse Favorite: Cisco We are wine connisewers. While busy losing our underpants under the overpass after drinking copious quantities of Buckfast Tonic wine and MD 20/20 blue, we say "Who dat? Who dat?" We gonna watch da supabowl from outside da window of da discount furniture sto! Hopefully wit a bottle'a Cisco! Comment:  EntryNo: 1584  Date: Friday 05:56 02.05.2010 Rory Kasel Favorite: MD 20/20 I love MD 20/20 I don't understand paying $35 for a bottle of vino, for $2.39 I can get the same amount plus it's more potant. Comment:  EntryNo: 1583  Date: Thursday 22:08 02.04.2010 FergusonTO35 Favorite: Wild I I bought a bottle of 18% Wild I last night after class. Tastewise its actually better than alot of "real" wines. Along with the 18% alcohol, that makes it the most efficient way to saturate your brain in ethanol and God knows what else. After the buzz has faded you'll still feel a numbness between your ears that persists into the next day. I can definately see the appeal of this stuff to someone who wants to escape reality. Here in KY you have to have a liquor license to sell wine so most bums drink malt instead because its available at any convenience store. Comment:  EntryNo: 1582  Date: Wednesday 00:09 02.03.2010 Jay Favorite: Rosie (thus far) I live in Northern VA and can't seem to find Nightrain, so where can I find the it? Comment:  EntryNo: 1581  Date: Sunday 10:55 01.31.2010 wine connisewer Favorite: MD 20/20 This is hilarious!! We laughed our a$%es off last nite reading it. The only suggestion would be to add cooking sherry reviews - a friend of mine and I once actually drank some during a particularly bad bender. Thank god those days are long past.... Comment:  EntryNo: 1580  Date: Saturday 16:39 01.30.2010 DL500 Favorite: MD 20/20 MD 20/20 - All the way! I wonder if the red version has any Reservatol? I highly doubt it, but I love it anyway. A few shots of this swill and your on easy street. If I had a case of this shit I could take a week-long vacation w/out ever leaving home, hell I'd spend most of it on the floor! Comment: mark.winchesteratt.net  EntryNo: 1579  Date: Saturday 11:57 01.30.2010 Jack Hermiz Favorite: md 20 / 20 Oh yeah i use to work in beer and wine store we sold that liquid all day it use to keep the clientele drunk in a zombie sort of state laugh Comment: tweetwhistle.com/325.html jacksuecutegmail.com tiggerpepper hermizjack@yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1578  Date: Sunday 21:30 01.24.2010 skills Favorite: MD 20/20 orange jubilee I had my first shot at md about a year ago when a buddy of mine introduced "oj" to me...and i have tasted some of the other flavors and none match the orange jubilee for me. I want to try them all but i cannot get most of them where i live. Maybe some day..love the site guys. Comment:  EntryNo: 1577  Date: Monday 06:20 01.18.2010 Tumbleweed Favorite: Night Train I've been drinking Night Train since high school back in the mid-80's. When I moved to my current city 15 years ago, no one here had even heard of it (including the liquor store). They ordered it for me and now with the help of a few friends, we go through as much as 8 bottles on a Saturday night. The big bottle is now $2.99- not bad, considering it was only $1 cheaper in 1985. Gets right on top of the inexperienced- but I've been giving it the necessary respect it deserves for 25 years. ALL ABOARD! Comment: tumbleweed1comcast.net  EntryNo: 1576  Date: Thursday 18:51 01.07.2010 Brian Repinski Favorite: blue flavor mad dog Just found your site and love it! Wanted to point out a Ripple commercial I found on Youtube (the wine that winks at you!): http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=ciR7Fq2tqJ0 Comment: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciR7Fq2tq djedgybgmail.com  EntryNo: 1575  Date: Tuesday 17:16 01.05.2010 Debi Favorite: SEVERAL FLAVORS Its so good tht I ws able to find MD 20/20 online. I really wanted it for my upcoming B-DAY, but I guess am unable to locate any here on the island of Kauai, so I guess I will miss it til I can get some here. It takes me back to the 70's my first experience away from the islands, and living in Southern Cali, met alot of good people, from all walks of life, they were good to me, and we jus so happened to like the so called bumwine, yes it has to be very much chilled really good, b4 drinking and it hits the spot, but its a nice warm feeling to jus relax sometimes, ending a days work with it also. We all have our own reasons to enjoy it but from wht I see all loves the taste of it and gives them tht feeling they want so thts the main thing right!!! Aloha U all, and keep on enjoying, jus b careful, and another thing, I'd like to get a list of the different flavors if possible!! I see theres more new flavors :) :)MD 20/20 IS THE BOMB!!! Comment: www.yahoo.com hokulani108hotmail.com hokulani108  EntryNo: 1574  Date: Monday 18:18 01.04.2010 King Tweet Favorite: MD 20/20 MD 20/20 has always been my favorite wine. Asst V.P. of a major Bank, Agent Manager of stars and through 20 years of marriage.......it's always been GREAT!!! Comment: onehera8443yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1573  Date: Saturday 17:31 01.02.2010 David Crawley Favorite: MD 20/20 Kiwi Lemon This stuff I would say is by far the best bum wine I have ever had the misfortune of consuming. It was absolutely stellar compared to any other class of cheap liquor such as malt liquors (Old English 800 for example...Shiver) or hard liquor (Such as Early Times bourbon or Popov vodka, which are both poor alternatives to turpentine). It also beat out my mother?s various Gallo jug selections. I was actually able to delude myself that it was almost pleasant until I got drunk enough on it that it genuinely became so. At about 13 or 14 years of age, I honestly was able to consume a standard sized bottle of MD 20/20's Kiwi Lemon flavor in under a minute; and that's saying something about an alcoholic beverages "smoothness", whether it be a high quality, or a very, very, low quality alcoholic beverage. Comment: dacrawley531hotmail.com What? Wahoo Yo Identity!!!  EntryNo: 1572  Date: Sunday 18:30 12.27.2009 Chief Boiler Man Favorite: all at times For Christmas I made up some Bum Care Packages of a short dog of Wild Irish Rose, a sandwich of egg & cheese with bacon and a $5.00 bill. Put on my old Pea Coat and gave out about 10 of these fine gifts to the local gentry. It made their day a bit brighter and celebrated Christmas in a manner they appreciated. Not a huge gift in the world but one that made some downtrodden happy. Seemed the right thing to do. Hell the pleasure I get watching one of them mess with a rent-a-cop was well worth the time and effort of making up the bags. Comment:  EntryNo: 1571  Date: Friday 02:03 12.25.2009 drunk santa Favorite: Cisco took a bottle of Cisco to the head on christmas eve and road razor scooters all over my neiborhood with my nigg!!! best christmas eve ever!!! Comment:  EntryNo: 1570  Date: Tuesday 21:59 12.22.2009 EM Favorite: Mad Dog In the Navy many years ago, I experienced my first bout with the evil twin 20 20. A friend and I had picked up about 6 bottles of the shit and headed out into the Virginia woods to get wrecked. I remember crawling around in a circle for a while, then managing to get up on our feet. Harry was confronted by the police on our stumble back to the boat, and was beaten half to death. I don't think he felt a thing cause he was growling all the way down. I had blue stained lips and gums for a week. Such fond memories. Comment: em2002gmail.com  EntryNo: 1569  Date: Saturday 08:15 12.19.2009 Son of Ripple No pictures of Ripple ! Aaagggg.. Still have a bottle of Ripple Pagan Pink, never opened. Amazed the lid is not corroded. Just getting over the last hangover from the stuff. Think it was mixed with Everclear. That was 40 years ago. ?? Beautiful bottle ! Will send a picture of the stuff when I figure out how. Comment: dkiser7triad.rr.com  EntryNo: 1568  Date: Friday 14:14 12.18.2009 Noah Wayne Favorite: MD 20/20 Love the site guys. I truthfully have a memory induced hangover, from reading the all 2 true informative nuggets posted within. The products listed have been primarily responsible for my association with women from the south. But hey, they were hot! I think.... Comment:  EntryNo: 1567  Date: Thursday 22:46 12.17.2009 Sh*t Faced Favorite: Thunderbird I remember way back in the '80s when I drank a couple of T-Bird 750s, tried to stagger home, and passed out in the cemetery. I still had the second bottle in my drunken, shaky hands. I found a nice tombstone that was big enough, and not facing the roadway in said cemetery. This was so the cops wouldn't roust me. I woke up at the crack of dawn, and felt like death. This seemed fitting since I passed out in a graveyard. Oh well, for $1.89 a bottle, who could go wrong, Right? Let me tell you that that was the last time I imbibed in Thunderbird. Now I just stick to malt liquor. Merry Christmas! Count Drunkula Comment: biffy3001gmail.com  EntryNo: 1566  Date: Tuesday 18:32 12.15.2009 D Rock Favorite: Wild Irish Rose Ahh, Wild Irish Rose. The Hell I've caused and lives I've ruined under the influence of that is unfathomable. Comment: nonenoforyou.com  EntryNo: 1565  Date: Tuesday 11:47 12.15.2009 michelle howard Favorite: boone's farm This website was sooooooo true, it brought back memeories of being in High school out drinking on a saturday nite, and you were correct all the 'bum-wines' you listed was what we were drinking!!!! I remember getting so drunk on MD, that my friends walked me home, rang the doorbell and left me on the porch!! LOL!!! Comment: www.bumwine.com howardmichelle23yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1564  Date: Tuesday 07:24 12.15.2009 jon-campus-lodge Favorite: mad dog 20/20 last night we got trashed off of mad dog 2020 living in a college commuinity we dont have much money so i beer bonged a mix of three bottles grape blue rasberry and kiwi of mad dog and had the worst hang over with in 20 minutes. the rest of the night was fuzzy the last thing i remember was pissing in the chips section of a local racetrack gas station Comment: yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1563  Date: Sunday 20:49 12.13.2009 Thunderturd Favorite: Thunderbird We had a bum wine party! We only allowed the 5 on the site. I think the bottle of Wild Irish Rose we bought was really old because it had the old label. Everyone got really sick. Thunderbird packs quite a punch, but Wild Irish Rose was the nastiest (perhaps because it was super old). Thanks! Comment:  EntryNo: 1562  Date: Sunday 18:30 12.13.2009 Gas Passer Favorite: Night Train Express I ride the train every night! Whoo Whoo, hear that whistle blow!!! Comment:  EntryNo: 1561  Date: Sunday 07:35 12.13.2009 bad robot Favorite: special brew Many years ago, here in England my brother introduced me to "Thunderbird". I think he thought it was a bit sophisticated. In England the equivalent ?bum liquor? Would be ?Special Brew?, comes in a tin, is cheap and work fast, tastes awful though, so drink it up quick?? Comment:  EntryNo: 1560  Date: Monday 16:25 12.07.2009 Sander Cruickshank Wakefield Favorite: Kelly's Love your site. Anyone try Kelly's wine by Beau Chatel Wines--is high-end bum wine at $9.45 a litre; however, it still knocked my friend out when I dared him to drink it during my Grey Cup party. The tagline says it all: An easy sipping wine with a touch of the Old Blarney. Ireland and wine--not an obvious association but, I guess drunks and Ireland is the idea. It's a tradition for me to pick up a bum wine and get this guy to pour one down his sewer. Try this if you don't feel like socializing at a party--no one will hold it against you. Comment:  EntryNo: 1559  Date: Friday 13:47 12.04.2009 farnorthguy Use to wonder if Thunderbird was a real wine when I heard Billy Joe Shaver singing about it. Thanks for the info and I'll discourage my natural curiosity about trying some Thunderbird. Comment:  EntryNo: 1558  Date: Wednesday 23:01 12.02.2009 JGL Favorite: Ripple Its a damm shame that Ripple is made anymore! Its the champangne of Bum Wines and puts all this other skunk piss to shame! Drink up Winos! Comment: richocetrabbitcbyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1557  Date: Monday 19:32 11.30.2009 The_Grizzly NC is not a place where bumwines are commonly found, but I came across a place that sells Wild Irish Rose today. I wanted to buy it, so I picked it up off the bottom shelf. I stared at it for a moment, then put it back down. It felt evil in my hands. It felt like I was cradling The Dark Side of the Force in my arms like a baby. Make no mistake: Wild I' EXUDES EVIL ENERGY. Comment:  EntryNo: 1556  Date: Saturday 08:34 11.28.2009 md4life Favorite: Mad Dog The first time I ever got completely wasted was definitely from a night of Mad Dog. I was in 8th grade, and drank the better part of a bottle at a party. Naturally I don''t remember this part but later I found out that I climbed a two story straight staircase, went to the top and faced down, spread my arms and proclaimed "I am Jesus, Any Questions"? I subsequently took a tumble down the whole flight of stairs and broke my shit. Brings back good memories. Comment: google.com  EntryNo: 1555  Date: Tuesday 19:38 11.24.2009 judge Favorite: cisco Nothen like a Cisco in the dead cold mourning under the high school bleachers drinking cisco before you go into your first period class........ shit gets you FUCKED UP!!!!!!! Comment: linyc382aol.com  EntryNo: 1554  Date: Saturday 10:39 11.21.2009 Derwood Favorite: T-Bird Way back in the '80s when I was younger but not necessarily dumber, I drank a couple of 750s of Thunderbird, and passed out in a cemetery on my blind-stagger home. It seemed appropriate because I felt like death when I woke up. Silly me! Comment:  EntryNo: 1553  Date: Saturday 08:10 11.21.2009 RedBrewer Favorite: Twister A few memories from the 1970s: Twister - another one of the bum wines of the past. Green bottle with a candy cane stripe on the label. I also remember Ripple with their textured bottle - (easier to hold onto while plastered), I always liked the name of their "Pagan Pink" wine. MD 20/20 (only one flavor back then) always known as "Mad Dog" - it's syrupy sweetness that always reminded me of Robitussin - it's the Kosher Bum Wine! Cheers! Comment:  EntryNo: 1552  Date: Friday 14:01 11.20.2009 Zal Anyone know what was in Tango? Orange was the local favorite of the underage drinkers in early 1970's, but may have come in other flavors (colors?) as well.Internet search providing only speculations-vodka? wine? rum? but no definitive answers- Anyways, love the site. Brings back memories of working in an old building that was being renovated in downtown Utica, NY. Every morning there was a new collection of MD, Train and T-bird empties, and would be greeted in the parking lot by the gentlemen who had emptied them the previous night, they'd ask me for change, I'd give them a dime, and they would always bless me, and drift off down LaFayette St..... Comment:  EntryNo: 1551  Date: Wednesday 03:04 11.18.2009 D-WR3CK Favorite: Thunderbird Amazing website, every review is unbelievably accurate, i never knew there was so many ways to say that something tastes like sh!t Comment:  EntryNo: 1550  Date: Wednesday 14:12 11.11.2009 C Twizzle Favorite: Irish Rose Irish Rose made me want to fight a motherfucker. I resisted the urge because at 3 o'clock in the afternoon the only person in the vicinity was my lovely wife. She didn't deserve the consequences of my daydrunk bumwine binge, so I took it out on the cat. Tough to eat dry food with a broken kittyjaw. Maybe he'll lose some weight. You guys are funny as hell. Keep up the good work. Maybe a foray into cheap ass liquor reviews? Old Crow whiskey is a love/hate favorite of mine... Comment:  EntryNo: 1549  Date: Saturday 19:58 11.07.2009 casper loks Favorite: md 20/20 md's are the shit. i used to get these with the homies and get all fucked up Comment: vsl_casperyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1548  Date: Saturday 15:43 11.07.2009 RP Favorite: wild irish rose. red flavor. on tour with my band passing through the midwest, i ran into wild irish rose. she smelled sweet as a rose and made me have insane dreams every night i drank it. which was more than id like to admit. i need to find it at home in NY. some tell me where i can get it on long island..sweet Comment: myspace.com/projecttwentys fishfish27live.com  EntryNo: 1547  Date: Friday 17:10 11.06.2009 JCR Favorite: T-bird The word IS THUNDERBIRD. Comment:  EntryNo: 1546  Date: Sunday 21:19 10.25.2009 A McDaniel College Student Favorite: Cisco If anyone knows where to get Cisco in Maryland thats not on the eastern shore, me and my friends would be greatly appreciative thanks drunks! -appreciative functioning alcoholic aka McDaniel College student Comment: noahjoelcomcast.net  EntryNo: 1545  Date: Saturday 19:55 10.24.2009 J. Hutton I'm in Canada. I've been into sherry lately. Consequently this has exposed me to the bottom shelf of that section. I found Brights Pale Dry Select today. it cost seven dollars. You can get 2 litres for . . . 14 dollars. When I saw it on this site, I thought, hey, it can't be that bad. Vincor makes some pretty decent cheap shit, like Sola Nero and so forth. Man, this stuff is godawful. I seriously don't see how any bum could drink it. Oh yeah, the first second is great--it almost tastes like a drinkable cheap sherry. But no. The back end is ALL CORN SYRUP. It's not DRY at all. This is outrageous. I'd expect this corn taste in cheap beer but not bum wine. Brights Pale Dry Select has got to be the worst drink ever created by anyone. If you see a bum drinking it, take it away and give him a bottle of something else. Nobody deserves this. It is cruel and unusual punishment. Comment:  EntryNo: 1544  Date: Friday 01:09 10.23.2009 Wet Walnuts Favorite: cheap vodka The only one of these I have tried is MD 20/20, which I drank a bit in college. I've heard that Wild Irish Rose is supposed to be fairly good--the red kind allegedly tastes vaguely like, well, red wine. Still, for me, nothing beats cheap vodka and grapefruit juice. It goes down nice and smooth, and can help get the taste of weed out of your mouth if you've been smoking too much dope. Comment:  EntryNo: 1543  Date: Thursday 07:01 10.22.2009 DocSicnarf Favorite: Wild Irish Rose This website is funny to me. I've drank all of the stated wines back when I was in highschool. I always leaned towards Wild Irish Rose in the end. Maybe it was because of the sale they used to run making it 2 bucks a bottle. Maybe it was the fact that one bottle of wine got me completely shitfaced. Drinking Wild Irish Rose, I never woke up the next morning feeling okay. There are consequences to drinking that stuff. But I think drinking all of these wines is part of growing up. As a kid you need to drink a bottle of these to really appreciate good booze. Comment:  EntryNo: 1542  Date: Tuesday 21:32 10.13.2009 Brett Davis Favorite: Longhorn I ran into the devil herself at a Wal-Mart in western Virginia while attending the Bristol NASCAR night race in August 2009. Her name is LONGHORN. She is 21% alcohol, $2.99 a bottle and packs one mean punch! She is nastier than Cisco and when added to a campfire, shoots off some amazing flames and orbs!!! As one bum wine drinker commented: Look at those flames...and we drink this sh!t?!?!?! Comment:  EntryNo: 1541  Date: Tuesday 11:18 10.13.2009 El Chupacabra Favorite: night train Diggin' the Andre slummin' with the Bumwine in the "where to buy" photo. Back in the 80s a former friend and I used to enhance our bumwine experience by pairing it with complementary tuneage. When we drank Thunderbird, the night's soundtrack consisted of ZZ Top's Fandango. One night we went rode the Night Train, with the soundtrack being Guns N' Roses Appetite For Destruction. After imbibing about 500ml each, we convened at the local Del Taco (outskirts of Chino, near the correctional facility) where we were subjected to mucho hostility from the sexagenarian prude attending to the drive-thru public address system. We tolerated her disgust, placed our order and pulled up to the window to pick up our sumptuous, albeit soon to be temporary, feast of spicy chicken burritos and macho nachos. The woman glared at us as she took our money and handed over the bounty of melty processed cheese and mystery meat. Overcome with the headspins I flapped my lips in silence- my brain failing to register my usually reliable linguistic motor skills - as I attempted to request additional packets of hot sauce. The lady squinted her eyes, glared at me and my partner in the toxic arts and screamed "WHAT!" In a brief, inexplicable moment of lucidity I blurted out "Jesus loves you . . . and drink Night Train!" Comment: lukkypunkverizon.net  EntryNo: 1540  Date: Tuesday 10:45 10.13.2009 Alex Favorite: Mad Dog 20/20 I can attest to the warming quality of Mad Dog. It's getting cold out and so I cracked open a bottle of MD and it warmed me up real good. It's more like it makes you feel warmer internally and numbs your extremities to the cold. I can see why the homeless like it. taste-wise it's not that bad either. GO MAD DOG!!!!! Comment:  EntryNo: 1539  Date: Monday 18:56 10.12.2009 Evan Abrams Love this site! Anyone ever hear of Cadillac? According to a friend of mine's father, back in the 70's when he'd watch Soul Train there was an ad for a "fortified wine" called "Caddilac, De Wiiiine, wi' mo' ho'sepower" About as racially blatant in targeting as it gets right? Comment: r4v3n47comcast.net r4v3n47  EntryNo: 1538  Date: Friday 10:21 10.09.2009 migs Favorite: buckfast is there any shops that sell buckfast or nighttrain on international drive orlando? Comment:  EntryNo: 1537  Date: Friday 08:53 10.09.2009 MJ Klein Favorite: T-bird first time i ever threw up from drinking was with Thunderbird. Comment: www.thenhbushman.com thenhbushmangmail.com thenhbushman  EntryNo: 1536  Date: Friday 18:09 10.02.2009 prplhaz69 Favorite: muscatel At age 13, I started out drinking Altar wine after Mass. It was a sweet Sauterne the Priests liked. I graduated to Mogen David Grape, then to muscatel and Tokay. Recall the ditty: 'muscatel is swell, Tokay is OK, Ripple will cripple, but it ain't no body's business but my own'. Enjoy the grape, my fellow derelicts! Prplhaz Comment: n6jwhyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1535  Date: Friday 12:19 10.02.2009 migsybhoy Favorite: buckfast,night train il be going back to orlando next year and i was wondering if anyone knew where or if,you can buy buckfast tonic wine in orlando,or will i have to try and smuggle my own into america?please,please help as i am now sweating over the fact il be with out my comforter for 2 weeks again.i like to mix it with night train. Comment: stevenmigsmaguireyahoo.co.uk  EntryNo: 1534  Date: Friday 11:48 10.02.2009 Dominicks Where are the Polish bumwines? Romeo Tur Kwiat Jabloni We have got to make this list international. My Polish co-worker is missing his "good stuff." Help!!! Comment:  EntryNo: 1533  Date: Thursday 17:25 10.01.2009 00wino Favorite: buckfast (when she was cheap) you should add Q.C cream and tudor rose to your wino list, quality budget street drinkin Comment:  EntryNo: 1532  Date: Thursday 16:48 10.01.2009 Mathieu Favorite: Canadian Dry Sherry In Canada we also have canadian dry. Cheapest wine in Vancouver at $6.50/bottle (It's hard being a drunk around here! Most bums just pay people to shoplift their liquors) and its 23%. I tried to finish a bottle, not knowing what it was but wanting the most bang for my buck one broke evening. It tastes very much like cough syrup going down and coming up. Comment:  EntryNo: 1531  Date: Thursday 00:56 10.01.2009 carlorossi Favorite: carlo rossi where's the carlo rossi?!!?!? you can't have a bumwine site without carlo rossi Comment: carlorossi.com carlorossigmail.com carlorossi666  EntryNo: 1530  Date: Tuesday 11:25 09.29.2009 David Rolston Favorite: Buckfast Buckfast rocks!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment: davidrolstonbtinternet.com  EntryNo: 1529  Date: Monday 16:51 09.28.2009 DancingBean Bright's Pale Dry Select Sherry is my drink of choice. Sherry is a crazy bitch! I definitely wish I could get these wonderful beverages in Canada. One day I will go to America and buy them all!! My most delightful experience with Bright's is punching my sister in the face and trying to fight my friend Big John, who's 6'6" and about 400 pounds. Comment:  EntryNo: 1528  Date: Saturday 08:27 09.26.2009 GrammaB Favorite: Sly Fox We drank Sly Fox back in the late 60s when we were poor and stupid. It was so bad that you had to cut it with Welch's grape juice to drink it. Upside: it was only 75 cents for a big bottle. Comment: http//www.bumwine.com Woof48gmail.com  EntryNo: 1527  Date: Wednesday 00:59 09.23.2009 Sebastian Nice Website ... greetings from sunny germany Comment: www.i-love-fashion.com sebastiani-love-fashion.com  EntryNo: 1526  Date: Friday 09:18 09.18.2009 Benny Lava Favorite: Night Train Bum wine FTW! Comment:  EntryNo: 1525  Date: Friday 02:48 09.18.2009 Leslie Morgan Favorite: Thunderbird I absolutely love the website, fabulous. I am only disappointed that Boones Farm bumwine isnt included, what's up with that?? Comment:Read the "other" section. morgan.leslie13gmail.com  EntryNo: 1524  Date: Thursday 09:44 09.17.2009 Jason Favorite: Imperial Sherry IMperial sherry for me. 40 proof, tastes like gasoline with assloads of sugar and gives a wicked hangover. Living in the prohibitionist land of ontario canada its $7.45 a bottle but is probably cheaper just about anywhere else. Comment: urenthesagehotmail.com  EntryNo: 1523  Date: Wednesday 11:45 09.16.2009 Old Larry Favorite: Wazzever I'mz gettin fitshaced! Comment: daniel22_22_22hotmail.com  EntryNo: 1522  Date: Thursday 21:56 09.10.2009 nibblesticks Favorite: MD FYI: The Easy E song "Still Talkin' Shit" from the Eazy-Duz-It album mentions Ripple at around 1:30 into the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=KIyWHlpLDPA Comment: zh3nhotmail.com  EntryNo: 1521  Date: Wednesday 06:24 09.09.2009 Rog Favorite: Night Train Exress Great Site! My cohorts and I have been doing research on this subject since the mid 80s. Two liquid Lobottamizers that no long appear on the Bum wine menue are Cannon 21, and Jokers Wild. I can find no info on the internet, "should have saved a bottle". The Cannon came in at a mean 21% and the Joker a close 19%.The customs and etiquette that go along with our flirtations with the Train are to many to list. My sister still drinks MD20/20 spritzers, you can dress them up and put them in a nice house but they still have a taste for the ghetto. Thanks For The Laugh Rog Grand Rapids MI Comment:  EntryNo: 1520  Date: Thursday 23:03 09.03.2009 Ginger & Roger Favorite: Thunderbird Good Stuff. Your right, fav choose on the res. Comment:T-bird?  EntryNo: 1519  Date: Tuesday 12:53 09.01.2009 Tesko Favorite: cisco Moderndrunkardmagazine.com has a write-up on ripple, its rise and fall. Comment: hell.isurf.ca therealteskogmail.com therealtesko none  EntryNo: 1518  Date: Monday 21:13 08.31.2009 JB Favorite: MD Fraiser episode where he's worrying about having Mid-life crisis, and is hitting on 22 year old girl at a clothing store. They're at a cafe, his brother Niles asks "If stuck on a desert island, what wine would you take with you?" Fraiser doesn't want to play so answers "Ripple" "Oh do be serious!" Comment:  EntryNo: 1517  Date: Sunday 11:17 08.30.2009 Bum Daddy Favorite: Wild I - Wild Green Apple I used to drink MD 20/20 "Red Grape Wine" (at 18% ABV) but now all I can find is the wimpy "Red Grape" version and the other obnoxious-sounding flavors (also at the wimpy 13% ABV.) Where did my old friend go? I drank it like a fiend. Now I drink Wild Irish Rose "Wild Green Apple" flavor. It's OK, but I wish the REAL Mad Dog would back come home to me! Comment:  EntryNo: 1516  Date: Thursday 12:39 08.27.2009 Romosexual Tendencies Favorite: MD 20/20 Great site. It was very useful in doing research for my drinking theme for my Fantasy Football League draft night. I decided to go with MD 20/20 "Mad Dog" in honor of Michael Vick's release from prison (serving for illegal dogfighting conviction) and reinstatement to the NFL. Cheers! Team "Romosexual Tendencies" Comment:  EntryNo: 1515  Date: Wednesday 16:57 08.26.2009 Sleazy Rider I'm ready to celebrate! This great source-site takes me fondly back to outback Australia where flagons of thrifty port wine were dispensed to Aboriginal people from huge warehouses adjacent to lonesome little pubs surrounded by seemingly unpopulated outback bushlands. I'm looking to find Australia's Seppelt's Royal Purple Port in the flagon, or Sedna tonic wine, the ONLY wine available Sundays and after-hours from chemist shops (drug stores). Comment: scooterdogazhole1yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1514  Date: Sunday 17:12 08.23.2009 Bill Couldn't find MD in my local DE low end liquor store. Now I know why. Thanks for a lot of fun. Comment:  EntryNo: 1513  Date: Sunday 10:40 08.23.2009 cram Favorite: md 20/20 SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! Igrew up on md 20/20, cannot find it in uk anymore, can somebody direct me 2 a website were i can buy it please. and 4 all the jocks iam a english man who has drank bukkie 4 years now! Comment: crampton.martinyahoo.co.uk  EntryNo: 1512  Date: Wednesday 15:48 08.19.2009 Skyler Robinson Favorite: Wild Irish Rose I love the site and Im looking for bum wines in Los Angeles. I just moved here and I miss the bum wines of the south!! Thanks. If anyone knows where I can get some low quality bum wine in LA please e mail me at GlamVintage@hotmail.com Woo! Comment: myspace.com/emohairwithabow Skylerisradhotmail.com SkylerCadaver CreoleBelle « previous page next page »