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Show guestbook | Sign guestbook | Statistics | Search | Back to main index   # Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |  EntryNo: 1511  Date: Wednesday 15:00 08.19.2009 Stinky Stina Favorite: MD 20 20 raspberry KoolAid and vodka is my favorite when I gots no MAD DOG. Comment: forum.uncoverreality.com/members/  EntryNo: 1510  Date: Tuesday 18:45 08.18.2009 Chief Boiler Man Favorite: all at times Laughed my ass off at the Ripple commercial!! Like Wild Irish Rose being called "a delightful dessert wine" Does anyone remember a song by Arlo Guthrie called Lightning Bar Blues? "I don't need no diamond ring, I don't need no Cadillac car... Just wanna drink my Ripple wine in the Lighning Bar... When I die and gone away don't you bury me at all.. Just put my lovin' bones in a jar of alcohol.. Hundred proof alcohol... Saw a real juice head near work the other day picking cans for his bottle. Love when the rent-a-cop security people try to roust them and get wino puke on them for their trouble. Even better if they rub their shitty pants on them. Comment:  EntryNo: 1509  Date: Tuesday 08:58 08.11.2009 Cainkane1 Favorite: Wild Russian Vanya I can't locate a peach wine called Wild Russian Vanya. That stuff was a trip but apparently its lifespan was short. The people who sold this swill said it was from Georgia Russia not Georgia USA but we all knew better. Cheap wine made from peaches. Anyone remember this crap? Comment: cainkanecaneyahoo.com Cainkanecane  EntryNo: 1508  Date: Monday 17:54 08.10.2009 ShanghaiJohnny Favorite: TBird Okay.I wasn't really a wine kinda guy back in the late 70's. I was more of a beer man myself!! Anyway,I guess if I had to pick a bum wine,it'd be TBird. That was the only captop wine I ever drank!! Anyway,I pretty much quit drinking a few years back but I saw your website and I had to add my two cents to the conversation!! Comment: none JohnP07BigString.Com none none  EntryNo: 1507  Date: Thursday 14:21 08.06.2009 Ryan Favorite: Silver Satin Silver Satin, Cover Silver Satin! Comment: missionorangehotmail.com  EntryNo: 1506  Date: Thursday 12:46 08.06.2009 John B. Favorite: Cisco LoL, I had to say something. I love the main webpage graphic! Great site, thanks. Comment: www.nuprime.com  EntryNo: 1505  Date: Wednesday 21:34 08.05.2009 D-Fizz My two roommates and I picked up bottles of Mad Dog last Sunday night. We sucked down the sugary bitter liquid(You'd think those were opposites) within a half an hour. Another friend and I finished another bottle of wine and a few beers. Our other roommate blacked out and pissed himself sitting directly in front of us in an office chair. Mad Dog ruins chairs. Comment:  EntryNo: 1504  Date: Wednesday 20:52 08.05.2009 Nick Favorite: Night Train Hey I have enjoyed Night Train Express for about 6 or 7 years now. I will be taking a trip to LA this month. I will be near Gardena, What are some liquor stores that I can score some NT? BTW check out Mantic Ritual from Pittsburgh PA those guys play some AWESOME THRASH METAL. http://www.myspace.com/manti critual Comment: hobo.com  EntryNo: 1503  Date: Friday 16:09 07.31.2009 maryanne Favorite: Night Train Does anyone remember Bali Hai? It was like Hawaiian Punch with alcohol and it was cheap. I got dreafully sick on it in my evil college days. Maybe more a girly drink than a bum wine, but it surely was foul. Comment:  EntryNo: 1502  Date: Tuesday 10:28 07.28.2009 wally Favorite: nobleman anyone ever hear of nobleman? drives people crazy for ?5! Comment:  EntryNo: 1501  Date: Sunday 17:43 07.26.2009 Strawberry Favorite: MD20/20 I love a cheap buzz. Thanks for making me laugh so much. It's all so funny cause it's true. I think I peed on myself a little. Comment: akagegoddessyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1500  Date: Wednesday 20:46 07.22.2009 skelz Favorite: MD 20/20 imso fucking faded, mane. I need dome drank , fuck you big Karl Comment:  EntryNo: 1499  Date: Wednesday 18:06 07.22.2009 Charles YES! Bumwine, so fine. The cheapest of drunks appreciate it and the richest of bums live by it. I've read and studied the effects of these shit shows, they live up to the cost and horridness they advance into your liver. Thank you, Satan, deliver me from sober. Comment: www.boner-in-ya-face.edu snunn12yahoo.com nunntheegunn12  EntryNo: 1498  Date: Sunday 14:02 07.19.2009 Mark Favorite: Thunderbird I love a good bumwine. T-bird ransk and I mean rank as my number one with the Train a very close second. Combine the two for a real treat. Comment: www.palmbeachinjurylawyer.com mrhansonearthlink.net  EntryNo: 1497  Date: Friday 10:54 07.17.2009 Jack Johnson Favorite: Wild Irish rose Lyrics from ZZ Top's song Thunderbird off of the Fandango Album - 1975. Get high, everybody, get high. Get high, everybody, get high. Get high, everybody, get high. Get high, everybody, get high. Have you heard? What's the word? It's Thunderbird. All you kids from Texas, you grow so big and tall. All of them kids from Texas they grow so big and tall. All of them like to roam in that T-Bird hall. Get hi-hi-high. Really makes you feel so fine, really goes down so smooth, really puts you in the groove. Have you heard? What's the word? It's Thunderbird. Juice, juice, juice really makes you loose loose, loose, really goes down so smooth, really puts you in the groove. Have you heard? What's the word? It's Thunderbird. Get hi-hi-high, way up in the sky. Gonna get, yes sirree, if ya come and rock with me. Have you heard? What's the word? It's Thunderbird. - Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard I think that pretty much sums it up. Comment: jjohnsonaol.com  EntryNo: 1496  Date: Friday 07:27 07.17.2009 Rydo Wardo Favorite: MD 20/20 People of the world!! The pic within shows how some scotland boys like to drink! Bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine and some Mogen David 20/20! I would like to request a page dedicated to Buckfast wine as it is a huge bumwine in Scotland! Regards, Rydo! Comment:  EntryNo: 1495  Date: Monday 11:58 07.13.2009 Zip Gun Favorite: MD 20/20 Check out this Ripple commercial..brings back fond memories: http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=ciR7Fq2tqJ0 Comment:  EntryNo: 1494  Date: Friday 21:34 07.10.2009 A.P.R. Thunderbird has "An Unusual Flavor" according to James Mason: http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=0xY7mBQrzXU Comment:  EntryNo: 1493  Date: Friday 14:22 07.10.2009 Cornshucker Favorite: possibly Night Train^^ Hope Night Train get his fckn' ass up to Germany, someday Comment: www.gunsnrosesforum.de/  EntryNo: 1492  Date: Friday 07:14 07.10.2009 pms rancher Favorite: quicksilver/white id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy Comment: phillipscotthotmail.com nonesuch dito  EntryNo: 1491  Date: Wednesday 23:54 07.08.2009 Agustin Favorite: Cisco I loved cisco Comment:  EntryNo: 1490  Date: Friday 06:42 07.03.2009 Oli Favorite: Buckfast FTW! Dear Sirs, I must take issue with the (admittedly honourable) mention reserved for Buckfast on these pages. It would be obvious to anyone from Scotland that your reporter, in scouring the bowels of London, was going to come up empty handed in his search for Buckie bumvidence. Despite being made south of the border, the English have no stomach for 'Fuckfast'. The fact is that Lanarkshire alone (a county of west Scotland) accounts for around 10% of worldwide sales and a search of Glasgow or surrounds would certainly have yielded the sought after bumvidence. Rab C Nesbitt, a popular Scottish sketch show character and 'bum' in the American parlance, famously swigged Buckie. Despite the fact that Buckfast carries a premium price tag (mainly due to UK tax law) you will find that its popularity is no-less diminished among the homeless of the Celtic brotherhood. Perhaps this is due to the caffeine and other added ingredients, which produce the famous Buckie 'buzz'. This is not to mention a heritage that rivals that of Thunderbirdbird itself. More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Buckfast_Tonic_Wine Comment:further research is necessary olip74o2.co.uk  EntryNo: 1489  Date: Monday 02:20 06.22.2009 Bill Standard Favorite: Night Train I'm on the nightrain, ready to crash and burn. I never learn, I'm on the nightrain! Comment: sjchoppersyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1488  Date: Sunday 21:36 06.21.2009 ava Favorite: spanada Spanada is my fav and I serve it at my parties at my home to my friends. I buy it from the corner liquor store across the street from where I have a converted duplex in Los Angeles. Comment:Carlo Rossi is not a bum wine, evidenced by you drinking it in your *HOME*.  EntryNo: 1487  Date: Saturday 15:54 06.20.2009 Al Kovacs Favorite: MD 20/20 As I am drinking this Peaches and Cream MD 20/20 I am asking myself "how does one fuck up Peaches and Cream"? Well they did it, and I am still drinking it. I guess I crave the warm fuzzy feeling? Either way sometimes cheap beer gets old, and one must resort to the finer things in life. Comment: scrogg_66yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1486  Date: Thursday 02:12 06.18.2009 Vinetto My fellow winos. Greetings from the land, where the life is always cheaper than booze. Our government made an interesting experiment by sinking rapidly the price of spirit. Because of that poor alcoholics began to drink spirit instead of bum wines. The rate of homicides and deaths increased rapidly. Bum wines can actually save lives! I would pay your attention to the technique of swallowing awful tasting wines. If you train yourself, you can actually destroy a bottle of 750 ml with two or even just one nip. The less you taste the better. You get drunk very quickly and then it is the time to seek female company. Of course swallowing a bottle of rat piss may make you puke, but if you are a real man, you can make it. Just think that the wine is a rubber ball that jumps up and down for a while. Then it settles. Comment:  EntryNo: 1485  Date: Tuesday 16:46 06.16.2009 Dan Favorite: 20/20 Man, I remember downing a bottle of the yellow MD 20/20 when I was about 14 and causing chaos in Windsor UK. Long live the Queen Comment:  EntryNo: 1484  Date: Monday 03:02 06.15.2009 Tim Favorite: Night Train Express My friend and I just each killed a bottle of MD, blue raspberrry, and then ended up jumping in some random swimming pool and running, it was way tooo much fun. Comment:  EntryNo: 1483  Date: Sunday 18:12 06.14.2009 Gimp Favorite: Sangria Yo I taste some irregularities in this "top five". How did Carlo Rossi's Sangria not make the cut? Comment: twitter.com/fractalcyde matt.gibsonjgmail.com  EntryNo: 1482  Date: Friday 17:44 06.12.2009 jade Favorite: mad dog 20/20 i grew up in Springfield Illinois and good lord i remember when i was in my late teens we used to go out and party and our drinks were MD 20/20 Night Train and Boone's Farm, I rode that train a few times and it was a round trip to hell and back...but mad dog that was worse then a pit bull sinking his teeth into your ass..I guess one night I over done it and got really sick and never touched the stuff since...I cant even drink grape soda or smell anything grape without it turning my stomach...now I'm an old 39 yr old who has a beer ever 3-4 months ahh how i miss the old days!!! Comment:  EntryNo: 1481  Date: Friday 08:21 06.12.2009 C-Tard Favorite: Mad Dog Hahahaha. When someone on our rugby team looses their V-Card we have a cup cake party. Which involves chugging a bottle of Mad Dog bright green (we don't care which flavor the color is the point here)and they eat a huge muffin covered in bright pink frosting. Usually it is thrown up everywhere and makes a nice fluorescent toxic waste. Righteous. Comment: mortis210hotmail.com  EntryNo: 1480  Date: Friday 04:02 06.12.2009 Choo Choo Favorite: 20/20 or Buckfast Great site in the good old days we used to down orange 20/20 in seconds great days waking up with a air hostess's foot in my mouth was one of the better. Can i draw your attention to Eldorado wine 18% in Scotland it has destroyed many a good US navy boy on shore leave and keeps the locals in a zombie state. hope they still sell it Comment:  EntryNo: 1479  Date: Monday 20:23 06.08.2009 Kevin, Brian and Derek. Favorite: yes The three of us decided to try the only three flavors of Cisco we could find, Peach, Berry and Strawberry. Oh and a bottle of Thunderbird. Inspired by the Cisco Experiment we wanted to take notes of our evening. These are the notes. K:uncofotable B:my eyes hurt, my esophogus is doing it's own thing. I just farted and it's really bad. Come on berry! D:dizzy and uncofortable, fucking cunt. (hitting self in head) pretzels as chasers smells like robatusen i feel more angry than drunk, we need to drink more cisco happy drunk d:whatever i say tomorrow, cisco is a nice drunk. cisco drunk is amazing. sugary sugary sugary! k: next day - i couldn't climb stairs or undress myself last night. could barely walk. couldn't put shoes on. almost fell in my vomit on the deck. was awesome at volley ball though. suck on that. notes! Comment:  EntryNo: 1478  Date: Wednesday 17:27 06.03.2009 Jim English Favorite: Wild I I manage a high end manhattan wine store, but after work it's good to drink some real wine...wine from the streets!!! Comment: vintagejimhotmail.com  EntryNo: 1477  Date: Wednesday 10:39 06.03.2009 Sticky Favorite: Night Train TIME TRAVELIN? SUPPLIES NEEDED: 1- 40 oz. Beer 1- Bottle of Night Train or Thunderbird 1- Package of Cherry Kool- Aid RULES TO THE EXPERIENCE: Create a T-shirt stating the event you will be Time Travelin? back to Drink half of the 40 oz. in 15 minutes Fill up the remaining ?40? with the Night Train Pour the package of Cherry Kool- Aid into the ?40? Flip the ?40? Upside down and hold for 5 minutes on your hand for mixing (This will staine a circle to show friends you are Time Travelin) Hold hands in front and pose for a picture Drink ? of the ?40? in 25 minutes Pour the rest of the Night Train into the ?40? Consume the rest of the ?40? in 10 minutes HAPPY TRAVELIN' GOODNIGHT Comment:  EntryNo: 1476  Date: Friday 06:39 05.29.2009 Buzz IVA ? Iva town council member Dennis Metz was arrested Thursday on a charge of disorderly conduct. Metz, a retired educator, was sworn in to represent Ward 4 on the town council in March. According to the arresting officers, they received a complaint about a drunken person loitering near the corners of River and W. Cruette streets around 2:30 a.m. When the officers arrived, they found Metz sitting down, ?hollering.? The officers said they smelled alcohol on his breath, and noticed two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 wine next to him. Witnesses said Metz had been ?drinking heavily? and had said he wanted to go home, but he ?could not make it on his own,? according to the police report. The officers arrested Metz and took him to the Anderson City Police Department, where he refused a breath analysis test. He was then taken to the Anderson County Detention Center where officials said he posted a $543 bond Thursday afternoon. Metz was scheduled to be released Thursday evening. He could not be reached for comment. Officials said no hearing date had been set. Iva Mayor Bobby Gentry said he had not been in contact with Metz or his family members since the arrest. He said he could not speak directly about the incident, but hoped the situation would not discourage townspeople. ?We hope our citizens can see the progress we are making, and stay in a forward-looking position. This situation shouldn?t bring everyone down. We want everyone to be proud of what is going on in Iva,? he said. Gentry said the town?s location along the National Heritage Corridor and several downtown and town beautification projects were some of the things Iva?s citizens should be focused on. Town Attorney Mary McCormac said it was important to remember that Metz is innocent until proven guilty. ?I believe there are two ways to remove someone from office,? McCormac said. ?The governor can suspend someone under certain circumstances and the state Constitution has a laundry list of offenses, but it?s way too early to tell.? McCormac said investigators with the State Law Enforcement Division (SLED) have been asked to investigate the incident. ?With SLED, you take away any chance of impropriety or favoritism,? she said. Comment:  EntryNo: 1475  Date: Friday 04:49 05.29.2009 Andy Favorite: Thunderbirds I love this site, I used to drink red and blue varieties of Thunderbird when i was off to town to do some under age drinking. The reviews of the bum wines are really funny and made me laugh out loud. My favourite one is for Cisco: Cisco will make a new man out of you. And he wants some too. Classic. Comment: 10030483hope.ac.uk  EntryNo: 1474  Date: Sunday 12:52 05.24.2009 bellfrybat Favorite: everclear mix age instills wisdom even into alcohol pickled brains. most any bumwine is vital to existence. budget demands grain alcohol mixed with any liquid. there are perhaps ten blackouts per handle and it's less than $30. not for liver lovers! Comment:  EntryNo: 1473  Date: Tuesday 09:36 05.19.2009 Paul Ryan Favorite: BUCKFAST HIIIIIIIIIIIII I WANT TO KNOW IS THERE ANY POSSIBLE WAY OF GETTING CISCO WINES IN VANCOUVER, CANADA? OR ANY SIMILAR SUBSTITUTE! I'M DYIIIIIING TO TRY ITTTTT!!!! PLEASE HELP ME! EMAIL ME YOURS TRULY A DESPERATE WINE BUM LOVER Comment: pxr999gmail.com  EntryNo: 1472  Date: Saturday 22:44 05.16.2009 drunk ass hobo Favorite: md 20/20 god da mn yo my friend drank md 20/20 god damn yo he wuz SMASHED!!!! Comment: www.fuckoff.net fuckinggoddamn.com fuckyouyounigger ugh  EntryNo: 1471  Date: Friday 20:27 05.15.2009 jwhite Favorite: wild irish rose my boys and i like gettin trashed off that wildwild Comment:  EntryNo: 1470  Date: Friday 07:45 05.15.2009 Podi Growing up in Cleveland, Ohio (a great place to be FROM, by the way) as a kid we would always be kicking around the empty bottles of MD 20/20 & Wild Irish Rose down the sidewalk as we walked to school. After I'd long left Cleveland and joined the Marine Corps I got stationed in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii. A buddy of mine picked up two of the 375 ml bottles of M/D from the 'Class 6' store, as it's called on base, and what followed was the stupidest behavior I had ever seen from a person who was normally quite, reserved and respected. I fell under the spell of the noxious beverage so innocently disguised as grape kool-aid that night as I watched "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". I started to become more and more stupified; enough so that me and my buddy Jason thought it would be a good idea to take our mutual friend Rob's wife (Rob was at Army Ranger School) "out on the town". After convincing Jason and Erica to pick up two more bottles of M/D before they came over, the last thing I remember was that the three of us were walking arm-and-arm into a tattoo shop. I woke up in the aisle of an abandoned school bus, laying on my right side in what appeared to be a puddle of transmission fluid. I made my way back to the base from Waimanalo (I had no idea how I got there), and thank goodness it was Sunday. I slept from that morning until the next, and was still looking pretty fucked up at formation on Monday morning. So much so, that the platoon corpsman put me on bed rest due to dehydration. Two weeks later, Rob got back from Ranger School and we all went to the beach. Erica had on a bikini - and a new tattoo of a daisy around her belly button. I asked her when she got it, and she looked at me and said "Are you serious? You helped me pick it out when you, me and Jason went to that tattoo shop - you know, before those two strippers picked you up at the No Name bar." What?!?!?! FUUUUCK!!!! Still, to this day, I don't remembers ANY of it. And still, to this day, have never been picked up by two strippers again - that I can remember. Thanks for the (lack of) memories, Mad Dog. You bastard... Comment:  EntryNo: 1469  Date: Thursday 23:52 05.14.2009 ChaiNsaw Favorite: MD 20/20 Coming from a squatter, better dubbed a "young bum" by most yuppie douchebags, the best fuckin wine in GENERAL is a shwillable Red spacebag. Shits PRIME good. As for your "bum wine" selection, Ive lived of MD, Cisco is SHIT, and T-Bird is gut rot in a bottle....if you dont have lemonade kool-aid mix on hand. Im out. Comment:  EntryNo: 1468  Date: Thursday 21:57 05.14.2009 Barry O. Favorite: Cisco Red Great site, having just moved to D.C. from Chicago I needed a new source for my Cisco red.I took it for a drive 2 summers ago. Its been driving me ever since. I've normally always been a Thunderbird man throughout the years.The Thunderbird drove really nice. Had a punch like Joe Louis! But that Cisco packs a punch, and it gives me some wicked hershey squirts next morning. I usually tend to forget everything after a rendezvous with it. Had the Cisco black cherry once and woke up in a White Castle bathroom at about 5am smelling like stale farts. Thanks for having such a great site. If you ever need a test subject ...dont call me! Comment:  EntryNo: 1467  Date: Thursday 16:13 05.14.2009 KidBrother Favorite: MD 20/20 Im drunk off some MD right now. Orange Jubilee is my drink. It goes for 3.50 - 2.50 depending on how far you are into the hood. Comment:  EntryNo: 1466  Date: Thursday 14:15 05.14.2009 kapu Favorite: Night Train When I was a young teenager my friends and I took a road trip to Maine. Along the way we bought a really big bottle of Wild Irish Rose. Not knowing it's reputation or strength, we chugged at the bottle partying it up like it was beer. The sick sweet went down easy enough. And the drunkeness was pretty fun. The hangover! Never before or since have I suffered such an intense and prolonged misery. With eyes shielded from the wicked light, fighting to focus in unison, mouth hanging open, I almost died. Comment: kapulavabit.com  EntryNo: 1465  Date: Wednesday 11:30 05.13.2009 Jaymeh Favorite: BUCKFAST Can't wait to get me some of that MAD DOG 20/20 action... Comment:  EntryNo: 1464  Date: Wednesday 00:47 05.13.2009 God20 Favorite: MD 20/20 My boy emptied a 750 of MD 20/20 (the real 18% shit) in 10 seconds flat... he can drink like a fuckin hobo Comment:  EntryNo: 1463  Date: Monday 06:01 05.11.2009 Tel Favorite: Fruity Lexia You are missing some very important Australian wines on this site. The best value is Fruity Lexia, coming in a four litre cardboard box for 14 Australian dollars. At 13% alcohol it tastes sweet, light and vaguely like fruit. Sufficiently nondescript and inoffensive, after sipping for a while it stops tasting of anything except sweet. It has been on the market for years and still as popular as ever. Primarily intended for teenage parties, it can be mixed with softdrink and it is completely impossible to know how much alcohol you have consumed. It goes by the easy going nickname of Fruity Dyslexia or just goon for short. You might get sold this as house wine in some exceptionally atrocious restaurants. Converting to US units: you get an easily drinkable 8 and a half pints for around ten bucks containing more than a pint of pure alcohol. Comment: lnx-bsp.net listslnx-bsp.net  EntryNo: 1462  Date: Sunday 15:35 05.10.2009 Jerry Fowler Favorite: MD2020 In Austin Texas, get Thunderbird and MD2020 at AR Corner Store @ 4500 N Guadalupe Comment: jerryandbeth.net jerryinaustintxgmail.com jdftcb jdftcb  EntryNo: 1461  Date: Monday 16:52 05.04.2009 Luke Favorite: Cisco Haha Funny Site You Need To Review Orange Driver That Stuff Will Tear You Up Comment: lutherahillyahoo.com lutherahill  EntryNo: 1460  Date: Saturday 04:25 05.02.2009 jure Favorite: dobrovoljcek we have a wine, that costs 1 euro per liter, which is slightly more than a dollar. i drink it pretty often and it is nice Comment:  EntryNo: 1459  Date: Saturday 03:46 05.02.2009 dateline daterape Favorite: None- they ALL suck.. I found this site by accident. So funny it almost made me cry. I was laughing so hard it took my 45 minutes to read this site. Good Job!! Comment:  EntryNo: 1458  Date: Friday 22:11 05.01.2009 mistyfee Why is Silver Satin missing from the list Comment:  EntryNo: 1457  Date: Wednesday 17:02 04.29.2009 Iron Mike Favorite: See Below Italian Swiss Colony White Port. The winner hands down in the 1978 Hustler Magazine "Favorite Bowery Wino Wine" contest. 22% @ $.99/750mL (at the time). You may Honor Me with your Finest Meats and Cheeses. Comment:  EntryNo: 1456  Date: Wednesday 10:35 04.29.2009 Jonfromwisconsin Favorite: Thunderbird I believe I have tried all of the wines on this list. Youth was a bitter, drunken time. Comment: vinylnerd666yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1455  Date: Saturday 12:11 04.25.2009 JC Favorite: Ripple Anybody have fond memories of Red Mountain wine? When I was a kid it was 50 cents a quart. A full quart, not that 750 ml. crap. We would mix it with package of Choo Choo Cherry or some other kind of Kool-Aid and a splash of 7-Up. Way back then grocery stores would deliver to homes, and if no one was home they would leave the box at the top of the stairs, just waiting for the paper boy. A half gallon of red and a half gallon of white. We drank most of the red and brought a jar full to the movies. Whitey, who worked at the theatre, never saw so much puke. I had to throw away my white jacket as it was covered in evidence. Ahhh! Growing up in the City. The good old days. JC Comment:  EntryNo: 1454  Date: Friday 09:21 04.24.2009 Numnums Favorite: Carlo Rossi! What about Carlo Rossi?? Big jug for cheap!! Comment: nonenone.com  EntryNo: 1453  Date: Friday 08:28 04.24.2009 RENO Favorite: Jeppson's Mal?rt/Rosie Here in Springpatch, Illinois we mix Wild Irish Rose with Jeppson's Mal?rt. We call it the Rose Fart cause it tears you a new blowhole after a few rounds. Comment:jesus christ we can not condone this denton.stevehotmail.com  EntryNo: 1452  Date: Thursday 21:17 04.23.2009 mark Favorite: none i have had wild irish rose twice in my life, 48 yrs. old.. both times it made me puke and i almost never hurl from drinking even the strongest liquors. drank md once in high school mixxed with bear, was palatable but ok on moderation.. i'll stick to beer and occasional cuervo Comment:  EntryNo: 1451  Date: Tuesday 09:07 04.21.2009 Frankie Kovacs Favorite: NightTrain Yay for the train Comment: rjk_3optonline.net  EntryNo: 1450  Date: Monday 07:41 04.20.2009 TRACER FIRE Favorite: MD 20/20 I found this site by accident ... by doing some quality research on MD 20/20! GREAT SITE! It make me actually enjoy my Monday morning at work. Keep up the good work! Comment:  EntryNo: 1449  Date: Thursday 20:47 04.16.2009 jamonkey Favorite: Night Train Great site! You guys have given me a new purpose in life. No, not to quit drinking and pull myself out of the gutter, but to try all 5! Boo-yah! Comment:  EntryNo: 1448  Date: Wednesday 16:30 04.15.2009 andy newsome Favorite: NIGHT TRAIN i love this site NIGHT TRAIN RULES Comment: dinoking33aol.com  EntryNo: 1447  Date: Monday 16:49 04.13.2009 Markus spear Favorite: Wild Irish Rose Hey man great site! While checking out this site I was reminded of a friend I used to work with. His drink of choice was a concoction of MD Kiwi Lime, 100% Vodka(the cheaper the better),Sprite and some ice. Not sure of the portions though and I can't ask him because he is no longer with us (alcohol related). I do remember that he mixed this up in a bar type shaker then poured into a large plastic cup. Everything was kept in a cooler that he kept in his trunk. He would mix this in the parking lot(shaken not stirred) after work. He said that he would be crushed by the time got home (he lived 12 minutes away).He fondly called it a "MAD DOG SPRITZER" He is missed. Comment: spear711msn.com N/A N/A  EntryNo: 1446  Date: Tuesday 18:23 04.07.2009 hassan Favorite: i get my check wednesday! I'm druhnkk on maaaddooggg rite now nad i nede to bowwow 5o cents or meebe you cin sparee a dollar..i git me checky on wemdmdkifnday you asscockwads!!! your not the bosssss uf me so fucksnfei uousam sikfdmsaeijvlksdnjfoweihfkls efjoIWEfjl!!! p.s.-can yu givee me a dollar? Comment: myspace.com/teafairy155 rayscandystorehotmail.com  EntryNo: 1445  Date: Monday 06:30 04.06.2009 Christina To whom it may concern, In an attempt to find night train and import a small quantity into the US (a gag gift I assure you) I have stumbled across this most charming of web sites. My only critique is that I fear Buckfast has been misrepresented in the pantheon of bum wine and I would like to remedy this. In order to find Bumevidence of said beverage, the streets of Glasgow or any other place within the county of Lanarkshire is where you must look. Maybe the tramps budget is of a slightly higher bracket in this area to accommodate it. Also; if one is to visit the Buckfast Abby it should be noted that the product they feel represents them most is their award winning marmalade. Thank you, Christina Comment:  EntryNo: 1444  Date: Saturday 22:14 04.04.2009 andres Favorite: CISCO had a bum wine party where cisco was the drink of choice. we provided face paint to make things interesting. night climaxed with tied up black-faced friend vomiting on himself in garage Comment:  EntryNo: 1443  Date: Saturday 06:14 04.04.2009 McD Favorite: MD 20/20 and you know this man Oh man sweet ass site, never seen so many drunken bastards!, and I thought I was alone in the world. TheGoiter rules!!!! got myself one a them Trodden no more shirts damn thats tight! thanks guys. Comment: s_mcduffhotmail.com  EntryNo: 1442  Date: Wednesday 21:04 04.01.2009 melvin washington Favorite: night train maan! night train is my shit. once you get on you can't get off, all you hear is choo- choo. melvin inglewood,ca Comment: mrmichaelhaywardyahoo.com  EntryNo: 1441  Date: Monday 11:20 03.30.2009 Bob Favorite: Kidding Me!? My liver is my 2nd favorite organ. Great web site! Been there, done that and finally bought the t-shirt to wear at my next wine tasting. Worst memory was waking up on a carpet looking up at a gallon of Mountain Red. Comment:  EntryNo: 1440  Date: Friday 21:35 03.27.2009 doodlebug Favorite: MD 20/20 If you wanna get a girl drunk right quick, put some Mad Dog orange jubilee with some ice in a glass with a little water(so it doesn't taste too fucking sweet) and you got one sloshed up drunk puppy after a few big healthy gulps-never fails around here...like drinking fuckin candy...you could give this shit to schoolkids and they would love it...dig? Comment:  EntryNo: 1439  Date: Thursday 14:12 03.26.2009 crystal o Favorite: cisco so i was thinking.... what about vodka? i know some nasty 5 dollar bottles- potters(found at cheap liquor stores), prestige(ralphs), and grand legacy(cvs and albertsons), Joose(any liquor store). so if youre really trying to get jacked up for a buck i highly recommend any of these fine spirits. itll make you cringe but who cares? Comment: iruntheoaksyahoo.com bowdwnbiaatch  EntryNo: 1438  Date: Sunday 21:11 03.22.2009 Amber Favorite: MD 20/20 Baby! We(my brother and I) usually go thru a bottle each of MD 20/20 when we go up snowboarding.. Greates time ever!!! It must just be a Colorado Thing Comment:  EntryNo: 1437  Date: Wednesday 12:57 03.18.2009 MD never fails Favorite: MD 20/20 Red Grape Man, what's this talk about MD 18%?? MD Red Grape is my fave but I've only seen it in 13%! I don't want to lose my 5%!! It must be getting popular because they keep jacking up the price here in NC. A 375 bottle used to be $2.89, then it went up to $3.29, and now it's $3.49 for this quality beverage. Comment:  EntryNo: 1436  Date: Tuesday 02:37 03.17.2009 Cisco Kid. Favorite: Cisco I was in St. Louis once, and hankering some Cisco, we asked our friend who lives there if he knows where we could score some. He said "You actually drink that shit? I have 12 bottles in my car." we then asked how much for some bottles and he replied w/ "You can just have them all." I woke up the next morning covered in chocolate in a parking lot to somebody kicking me in the ribs blaming me for breaking his windows at his house. Comment:  EntryNo: 1435  Date: Sunday 13:35 03.15.2009 CHRIS KENYON Favorite: CARLO ROSSI MY NAME IS CHRIS KENYON...MY FAVORITE WINE IS CARLO ROSSI..I LIKE TO DRINK IT BY THE GALLON...YOU CAN FIND ME AT A BAR CALLED TU LIPS ON MARKET ST IN SAN FRANCISCO(ITS ONE OF THE ONLY BARS I HAVENT BEEN KICKED OUT OF YET) Comment: CHRISKSFHONDA.COM  EntryNo: 1434  Date: Wednesday 12:45 03.11.2009 tonic king Favorite: buckfast scotlands favourite :P buckfast and mad dog are both ?6 now :o its madness lol Comment:  EntryNo: 1433  Date: Tuesday 13:00 03.10.2009 nick Favorite: cisco i love visiting your page when feeling the effects of cisco grasp ahold of me and turn me toward the dark abyss. Comment:  EntryNo: 1432  Date: Saturday 07:54 03.07.2009 20/20_man Favorite: MD 20/20 Grape MD 20/20: My drink of choice Freshman year of college. The price was $2.89 per bottle, and 2 bottles would do the trick. Enough sugar to give a horse a hangover the next day. I checked the price the other day and after 11 years it's still $2.89 per bottle. Inflation ain't got shit on this wine. Night Train: A college challenge that I only once witnessed someone accomplish was downing and entire bottle of Night Train during the GNR song "Night Train". Every time Axle said "Night Train" during the song, you downed a little more until it was empty at the end of the song. Most puked during the song. FYI the 1 person I saw who accomplished this feat is now an alcoholic. Thunderbird: Classic "wine" to make new members of a pledge class drink. Was not sold in my state so we traveled to Kentucky to purchase. It cost $1.00..very effective and economical. Wild Irish Rose: Preferred "wine" to buy for women of questionable morals. Cheap and usually sealed the deal. Comment:  EntryNo: 1431  Date: Thursday 18:39 03.05.2009 Paul Favorite: Night Train Express Love the Night Train. Always can be counted on for taking me for rides I don't remember, and leaving me in places I ain't never been. Comment:  EntryNo: 1430  Date: Wednesday 22:23 03.04.2009 Karrie Favorite: MD 20/20 My b/f always joked that when I drank MD 20/20 that it was bumwine. A month later he seems to run across your site one night and link me. I could only laugh. Kudos to you and your website! I don't know why I drink this stuff, except for the fact that I don't have to drink much for it to do anything. It's honestly very disgusting. Cheers! Comment:  EntryNo: 1429  Date: Wednesday 14:26 03.04.2009 Mike W Favorite: MD 20-20 Check out this Ripple Commercial i foulnd on you tube. http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=ciR7Fq2tqJ0 they have all kinds of commercials for bum wines. Comment:  EntryNo: 1428  Date: Sunday 19:32 03.01.2009 Deen Nicolson Favorite: Buckfast/Communion Wine/ anything sickly & alchoholic Is there any way I can get Cisco or Night Train in the UK? Comment: lizandeengmail.com  EntryNo: 1427  Date: Sunday 19:27 03.01.2009 Cord Favorite: Nighttrain Express I once drank alot of Zapple Wine. I guess thay don't make that anymore. Boars Head Apple Wine was another good one that was readily available on the Lower East Side of NYC. I'm glad those drinking days are long gone. Comment: www.norml.org cordymachotmail.com  EntryNo: 1426  Date: Saturday 17:03 02.28.2009 cainkane1 Favorite: Wild Russian Vanya There usedf to be a bumwine called Wild Russian Vanya here in Georgia USA. It was made and bottled in the USA not Georgia Russia. It was made with peaches and was a very fortified wine. About 20% alcohol. It went out of business many years ago but not out of memory. Comment: beynonjohnlbellsouth.net cainkanecane  EntryNo: 1425  Date: Friday 09:29 02.27.2009 Doug Favorite: Thunderbird w/packet of cool aid Although math is not commonly employed by bums to find the best value, my search for the best bang for the buck lead me to favor bum beers. A 25.6 oz. bottle of T-bird runs $3.99. At 18% BV, you get 4.6 oz. pure alcohol per bottle for $.86 per oz. Camo Silver Ice runs $1.39 for a 24 oz. can with 9% alcohol BV that delivers 2.16 oz. alcohol for $.53 per oz. Saavy bums everywhere should think bum beer! Comment:  EntryNo: 1424  Date: Wednesday 15:06 02.25.2009 Mike G Favorite: Cisco Im in college at Stanford and I've had 3 experiences with bumwine. The first time I drank the Big Mike Special (night train mickeys and Koolaid) I was found by my friends hours later chilling at a bank miles from the party we were at. First time i drank cisco I ended up finishing 3 bottles... I woke up ass naked holding my bongo drum, my econ book, and a family picture Next time I drank cisco I woke up sitting on my heater ( I live in CA) and missed a flight to NY and lost my phone... good times.. goood times! Comment:  EntryNo: 1423  Date: Wednesday 11:13 02.25.2009 Mahia Man Favorite: Guerone Rouge Great site, you would love some of the fortified wines across the world my personnel favourite is the North African Guerone Rouge Begins with an excessive sweetness and then dies leaving you with Fire.and detergent after-flavour.Its recipe is a closely guarded secret that involve mixing the exact portions of paintstripper with cooking wine and food coloring. It'll test your mettle, it will expose you'r genitals...... Morrocan bums are known to shout out "Ara al guerre rouge" translated to "Bring the red war" Comment: danielweatherman13asmhotmail.com  EntryNo: 1422  Date: Tuesday 13:10 02.24.2009 Scott Favorite: Nighttrain My Freshman year in college, a buddy and I decided it would be a swell idea to get drunk following our last exam (organic chemistry). We had followed a fairly intense drinking regiment over the course of the year, so I decided (broke as hell) that two 40 oz. s of Mickey's Ice and a 750ml bottle of Nighttrain would fit the bill nicely.... I woke up the next afternoon in my bed, where I had been thrown, with a sock tied around my shin to stop the bleeding from a nasty fall I took in the middle of a staircase trying to get to bed. This, after an evening of playing pool, a fireworks fight with the house next door, and some nifty police evasion. Good times, Good times. Comment:  EntryNo: 1421  Date: Sunday 11:23 02.22.2009 refriedbiff Found $3 in singles and $1.96 in change in the glove box of my car.Decided to take a trip to the ghetto (Passaic,NJ) and see what $4.96 could buy me at a local liquor store there(Monroe Street Liquors).This place had the full compliment of bum wine (except for Thunderbird).I ended up with a 375 each of Night Train and Wild I.Cashier told me they were $2.50 each.I dumped all the change on his counter (he acted like he was used to seeing this kind of transaction).When the final count of $4.96 was determined,I told him that was all I had.He was cool and let the $.04 slide. Haven't bought that cheap shit in a while.$2.50/375 kinda pricey,if you ask me. Comment:  EntryNo: 1420  Date: Friday 19:41 02.20.2009 Rob Favorite: Ripple So, when is the BUMVIDENCE section going to open? Comment:We're still gathering sound bumvidence. cyberbeer_65yahoo.com  EntryNo: 1419  Date: Friday 12:06 02.20.2009 Party Boss Favorite: Mad Dog There were days, or rather nights, long ago, when a family size Mad Dog original, two 40's of King Cobra, and a pack of smokes would cost me $6.32 including tax on my way to a house party, all fitting nicely into the deep pockets of my trench coat. Even left me enough out of my ten spot for Taco Bell later. Thanks Bumwine! A tip o' hat from Rubber City. Comment:  EntryNo: 1418  Date: Thursday 15:51 02.19.2009 Wild Irish Bob Favorite: Wild Irish Rose Last week I traveled down to Auburn to party for a night and started the day off right with a pint of Wild Irish Rose and 2 forty ounces. The last thing I remember is saying, "hey watch this." As I roamed around a college bar tickling fat girls and full on break dancing, the DJ played a song I didn't find appropriate so I told him to cut it off or I would cut his throat. Then I pulled out my pocket knife and shook it at him. My friend grabbed me by the polyester shiny red coat I wore and pulled my drunk ass out the door as the cops walked in and right past us. Wild Irish Rose is my favorite bumwine drunken bar kicked out time. -VHHS sup Comment:Next time go for the White Ace.  EntryNo: 1417  Date: Tuesday 21:22 02.17.2009 Cec the wine dog Favorite: Night Train What ever happened to my favs; Four Star, Double Barrel, Sky Fox, Bali Hi, T'J. Swann's I could go on and on. Comment: csw3513hotmail.com  EntryNo: 1416  Date: Monday 22:09 02.16.2009 Dennis Pagni Favorite: Mad Dog Mad Dog, the beverage of choice at my friday night poker game. no pussy texas hold-it bullshit; we play poker. the dog tastes better in a brown paper bag. Comment: dpazifsbcglobal.net  EntryNo: 1415  Date: Monday 19:13 02.16.2009 Adam Favorite: Night Train Night Train was famous enough to have a song written about it by one of the biggest rock n' roll bands of all time. Guns N' Roses. Loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight Well I'm a west coast struttin' One bad mother Got a rattlesnake suitcase Under my arm Said I'm a mean machine Been drinkin' gasoline And honey you can make my motor hum I got one chance left In a nine live cat I got a dog eat dog smile I got a Molotov cocktail With a match to go I smoke my cigarette with style An I can tell you honey You can make my money tonight Wake up late Honey put on your clothes Take your credit card to the liquor store That's onde for you and two for me tonight I'll be loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight I'm on the nightrain Bottoms up I'm on the nightrain Fill my cup I'm on the nightrain Ready to crash and burn I never learn I'm on the nightrain I love that stuff I'm on the nightrain I can never get enough I'm on the nightrain Never to return-no Loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight I'm on the nightrain And I'm lookin' for some I'm on the nightrain So's I can leave this slum I'm on the nightrain And I'm ready to crash and burn Nightrain Bottoms up I'm on the nightrain Fill my cup I'm on the nightrain Whoa yeah I'm on the nightrain Love that stuff I'm on the nightrain An I can never get enough Ridin' the nightrain I guess I I guess, I guess, I guess I never learn On the nightrain Float me home Oohh I'm on the nightrain Ridin' the nightrain Never to return Nightrain Comment:  EntryNo: 1414  Date: Sunday 18:32 02.15.2009 agwellin Favorite: yet to try any lol, I found this site through Encyclopedia Dramatica (their article on alcohol) and I must say thank you for this humorous and informative site! Comment:  EntryNo: 1413  Date: Saturday 12:36 02.14.2009 ROASTERBOY Favorite: md 20/20 woooooooooooow first time i got drunk md/20/20 amazing lol but this shit is like no wild irish rose made me loose my girlfriend lol damn Comment:  EntryNo: 1412  Date: Friday 13:56 02.13.2009 Burma Jones Good ol' Fred Sanford mentioned Ripple in another episode when he pimped it mixed with Champagne . . . "I call it Cham-pipple!" There was a Fleetwood fortified wine in the 1970s (NOT Mick Fleetwood's expensive swill) advertised on late night UHF with an overmodulated big voice-over. The label had a motown car motif complete with stylized Cadillac logo. Absolutely the best! I hope some trace of it turns up. Posted by: Burma Jones at February 13, 2009 4:50 PM Comment: « previous page next page »