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03:06
08.22.2008 |
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 Good Site. Best autor. Enjoy
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1310 |
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21:52
08.18.2008 |
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Shaloobi |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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I DRANK A CUP OF THIS SHIT ONE NITE,AND LIKED IT, WAITED FOR THREE HOURS, AND STILL GOT BUSTED FOR BUZZED DRIVING. IF I HADNT ATE ALL THOSE FUNGI I PROBABLY WOULDNT BE BLAMING THE MAD DOG. MY FRIENDS THAT WERE IN THE CAR WERE ONLY SLIGHTLY EMBARRASED WHEN THE COP ASKED THEM TO PLEASE PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON! I GUESS THERE IS NO WAY TO BE DISCRETE WHEN YOURE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WITH THE MAD DOG! OH YEAH, THE COPS GAVE MY FRIENDS A RIDE HOME, I WENT TO JAIL! 
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1309 |
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Saturday
13:25
08.16.2008 |
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Favorite: MD 2020
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Funny ass site guys! I think it's worth mentioning that Royal Gate Vodka is also one of the cheapest and brutal liquors ever produced. If you want to do some bum-thropology go to San Francisco's Tenderlion district. I guarantee the most brutal and up close and personal experience with a population of bum's which is second to none!!! and that's real!
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1308 |
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Friday
17:29
08.15.2008 |
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now seen, but at no leiaure gifted pods like the run-of-the-pulverize
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1307 |
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Friday
01:03
08.15.2008 |
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Favorite: Carlo rossi
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althought carlo rossi is not listed it should, going by the nickname bum jug because a large jug costs only 6 bucks and it packs a punch. I dont know if its bad enough to be a bum wine compared to the others. But its worth try to get it as a bum wine. Great site tho, 
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Thursday
18:41
08.14.2008 |
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Chief Boiler Man |
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Favorite: all at times
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Saw one of the funniest wine fueled clusterfucks ever last week!! A wannabe cop security guard was rousting a can & bottle bum collecting returnables to get his daily dose of T-Bird. The rent-a-cop chick was trying to get him out of the dumpster he was diving in when the bum projectile PUKED all over her and then proceded to rub his shit filled pants on her when she went down. Everyone was laughing so hard that we couldn't call any help for her. That oughta learn her not to mess with a down and outer just trying to make his daily needs. I felt so good seeing him do her in that I made sure the wine fairy left him a couple of bottles
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1305 |
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Thursday
15:28
08.14.2008 |
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Anon |
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Favorite: Mad Dog Lightning Creek
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Great site, but I was kind of hoping Sparks would make the cut. Orange Flavor Sparks takes your inebriation and dignity to a whole new high...and low. Drink a 20 ounce can of this stuff and you will feel like you have been hooked up to an IV of Red Bull for the last 5 hours. Having your lips turn glow in the dark bright Orange is an added bonus!
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1304 |
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Thursday
14:56
08.14.2008 |
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You are not right.
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1303 |
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Wednesday
17:17
08.13.2008 |
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Great website! Your research is to be commended.
It should be noted that Cisco is the drink of choice for junkies as well.
Thanks for the laugh.
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1302 |
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Wednesday
19:38
08.06.2008 |
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Janel |
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Favorite: Boone's
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I absalutely  this site!!! Thank you for the stumble down memory lane of the 1990's!!! What a great time... at least until the Mad Dog and Private Stock kicked in 
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Saturday
01:56
08.02.2008 |
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jeff miller |
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Favorite: triple peach
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Thank you guys for the humor inherent in your site. I am one of those wine connoiseurs bred, fed and reared on the delicasies of wines only found in the likes of MD 20/20, Thunderbird, Ripple, Yago Sangria, Annie Green Springs, Bali Hai, Boones Farm, and Triple Peach. And on occasion, as our finances allowed; Mateus White and Dry Sack sherry (though a good $2.00 twist top Port was never to be excluded.) But as we of our class all concede, the vintners at Richards were second to none. Thanks for the memories of those high school years which always ended in a warm indescribable 3:00 buzz (and the greatest likelihood of failing to graduate.)
Sincerely,
Lifelong coffee maker of A.A.
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1300 |
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Wednesday
12:56
07.30.2008 |
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Awesome site, some of the reviews had me in tears. 
Here in Germany bums usually drink the cheapest available beer (which has more bang for the buck than any wine) and occasionally Korn (wheat liquor) or really bad cognac.
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1299 |
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Tuesday
14:12
07.29.2008 |
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Favorite: Joose
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It's time to revise the site to include JOOSE. Ostensibly a "power" drink like Sparks, at 9.9%, it's actually a filthy, hallucinogenic bumwine mixed with red bull.
Worse hangover than Cisco, and more likely to induce psychotic violence. Don't miss!!
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1298 |
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Sunday
17:32
07.27.2008 |
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Does anyone know where I can find bum wines in Boston, MA????? Especially THUNDERBIRD!!
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1297 |
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Friday
21:04
07.25.2008 |
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Don Mac |
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Favorite: Buckfast
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hey im from glasgow and you need to get a reivew on buckfast its 5 pound which is rather dear for a bumwine but everyone is gettin crazy over it, it is blamed for over 75% of violence in scotland:P and its a simple drink =] search buckfast tonic wine on wikior google and read up on it im sittin sippin a bottle just now and its 5 oin the mornin baaaaah
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1296 |
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Thursday
15:51
07.24.2008 |
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Lance |
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Favorite: Brass Monkey (now defunct)
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 Love the website, I'll be ordering shirts for me and my girl soon. Yeah, Boones Farm is not a bum wine. Its for high school chicks who sneak from their parents' supply or get older friends to buy for them. It is also favored by alcoholic houswives, along with that weird "Franzia" wine that comes in the giant Hi-C box dispenser.
My bum drink of choice is Little Kings cream ale in a 40.
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1295 |
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Monday
00:59
07.21.2008 |
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In my bizarre and unexplainable search to find and consume the most horrible beverages the world has to offer, I find this website an indispensable wellspring of information.
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1294 |
| Date: |
Thursday
17:20
07.17.2008 |
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Howdy; love the writing style...haven't felt this good since Hollywood.
Rex in Vegas
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1293 |
| Date: |
Thursday
12:51
07.17.2008 |
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Andrew |
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Favorite: Cisco
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Go UMass Amherst, nothin like drinkin a 750 of cisco followed by a 750 of rosie then going to take my astronomy final blacked-out at 8am but still managing to get a C..... Bum wine FOREVER
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1292 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
16:55
07.16.2008 |
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Rip Hymen |
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Favorite: Night Train Express
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My 84 year old granny and her girlfriends like to get hammered on Andres Kelly's wine (20% alcohol), over bridge. They've built up quite a capacity for the stuff, and can leave me puking in the dust. Kelley's has been described as 'brown amber with sweet grapey and raisiny aromas and flavours.'
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1291 |
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Monday
21:24
07.14.2008 |
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Dharma |
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Favorite: Night Train
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I found night train on my last vacations in colombia,I couldn't believe it hahaha
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1290 |
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Wednesday
20:44
07.09.2008 |
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Luke Legere |
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Favorite: Mad Dog 20/20
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if mad dog is a bum wine bums know how to live.
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1289 |
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Sunday
15:20
07.06.2008 |
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Favorite: None
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I love your web-site. It reminds me of why I vacated my first liquor store in S. Wichita. I now sell all high-end wine from Bordeaux and Napa and do not have to screw around with the riff-raff that buys and drinks that garbage. Hail to the bourgoies proloertariat.
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1288 |
| Date: |
Saturday
16:51
07.05.2008 |
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Favorite: md20/20
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Will never forget MD in the late 70's when I was in high school. As I flipped backwards over a couch, I was convinced I could hold the glass so nothing would spill... I have been practicing law for a looong time now. Thanks to MD 20/20!
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1287 |
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Thursday
09:54
07.03.2008 |
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Liz |
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Favorite: Boone's Farm Strawberry
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LMAO , this is a hilarious site! I hadn't thought of Boone's Farm since I was a kid, when we found half a bottle next to the garage and drank it! OMG, we got so sick!! But I guess technically it is not a bumwine!  Thanks for the memories!
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1286 |
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Wednesday
12:13
07.02.2008 |
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Dash |
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Favorite: Thunderbird
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Can't believe how this site trashes TBird! It's got quite a kick and is highly addictive! That's why I only drank it for about a 2 day period in 1985 when I was age 19. Found out that I preferred cheap beer. Tried Cisco once in 1990 (awful), I was afraid to pour the crap out cos it might harm the environment.
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1285 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
08:15
07.02.2008 |
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Preston Darby |
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Favorite: Wild I or 50/50
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Great site. Brought back memories of High School.
My best friend and I shared a Wild I on a deckboat before we tried to waterski. I wish we had a video camera back then, from what I remember it was not a prett sight.
AHHHHH, High School cloudy memories!!!
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1284 |
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Saturday
20:36
06.28.2008 |
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Charlie B. |
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Favorite: Boone's Farm & Thunderbird
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I like the taste of Boone's Farm (Sangria, Apple Blossum, Strwberry. Hill, Wild Island).3 and Thunderbird. I like to get faded sometimes and when I really want to get knocked out, I like Thunderbird in the white label. Especially when I have had a long day!!!Just always remember, never drink hot liquer!!! It will get you dead drunk!!!    
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1283 |
| Date: |
Thursday
15:05
06.26.2008 |
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Rick |
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Favorite: MD 2/20 Red Grape or Night Train
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Got a 5th of MD chilling in the fridge right now.
Ever heard of TNT Hard Cider? It came in a cylindrical bottle, kind of like one of those pickled Jesus candles, Had a red label that was supposed to make it like like a stick of dynamite.
Haven't seen it in years, but I used to drink it a lot while fishing at night. Warmed you up and got you wrecked.
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1282 |
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Wednesday
09:21
06.25.2008 |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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 I can't believe you don't consider Boones Farm an official "bum wine". That, MD 20/20 and, uhhhh, "homemade wine" is the standard out here in Atlanta... Aught to throw Atl. up on the urban bum poll too.... Believe me... they're under most every bridge around here.
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1281 |
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Tuesday
17:03
06.24.2008 |
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erika |
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i personally enjoy some mad dog from time to time (every weekendish)
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1280 |
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Monday
11:25
06.23.2008 |
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Zo |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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WOW!It's good to know there are many more who enjoy a good(if there is such a thing) bum wine....
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1279 |
| Date: |
Monday
10:21
06.23.2008 |
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Exit14 |
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Favorite: Ripple - Pagan Pink
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Ripple - Pagan Pink was the cheapo wine of the times when ya didn't have enough coin for Orange Driver. Classiest oldie wine during in the lazy and hazy days of high school.
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1278 |
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Sunday
13:08
06.15.2008 |
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Brian W |
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Favorite: Buckfast
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G'evening fellow libationists. Wonderfully informative site, good job.
I like to drink, me. Scottish I am, and currently supping on a 750ml bottle of Buckfast with 2x500ml cans of 5.3% cider for dessert.
Must say, looking forward to the 'golden aura' proceeding tonites indulgencies.
Never having lived on the street (for more than 24hrs, anyway) I can't identify with your ?bum? theory, but I still give it my full attention. I shall visit the States soon and will try to locate most, if not all, the beverages mention in your site, and try to indulge in there 'potential' fruitfulness.
Carry on with your exchanges; they do make people feel well. I hope to deliver further communications in my path towards bumdomhood and lushville. G?evening, BW. 
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1277 |
| Date: |
Friday
13:17
06.13.2008 |
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Madscientist |
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Favorite: Thunderbird
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Alright yall, let me get to the point
We all got a weakness, a forty or a joint
But I found something smooth, let me make it real clear
I got this crazy ass hooch, that's cheaper than beer
One's called the T-Bird, the others the Rose
Where to find Cisco? well nobody knows
A ride on the night train will leave you a mess,
Take a Mad Dog to the face, you'll need a rabies test
(refrain)
It was the bum wine
Critiqued and defined
It was the fruit wine
Complex by design
It was the cheap wine
It costs 3.99
and I'm gettin funny looks in the check out line
Ya drink from the bag, not a cup or a glass
But watch yourself boy it'll put you on your ass
Your bowels are upset but don't take a chance
You be playin it safe or you'll be changin your pants
It burns goin in and it burns goin out
But its other effects are what it's all about
(Refrain)
You stagger around with your head all a whirl
Go into that alley and have a quick hurl
Then you walk up the street to that special store
With the change people spared you can get yourself more
And you keep goin back to the end of your health
Cause you're hooked on that brew off the bottom shelf
(refrain)
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1276 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
23:43
06.11.2008 |
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When I was in high school in the early 70s, the state store sold something called Orange Driver. If I remember correctly, it was vodka, some artificial orange juice, and maybe some white wine.
It was very sweet and it was cheap. We'd buy it for parties figuring the girls would love the sweet taste, and that they'd get good and drunk. Too bad most of them were wise to our schemes... besides it was awful.
There was also something else known as Bali Hai. I think it was something like 99 cents a bottle - real high quality there!
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1275 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
13:29
06.11.2008 |
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Gene |
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Favorite: Red Dagger
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Me ol' favorite, but can't find it anymore. (favorite bum wine, above) Any ideas if it's still available? I think it was made from old automobile batteries, so it be an EPA issue...
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1274 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
07:13
06.11.2008 |
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T Trimper |
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I just encountered this page for the first time and I can only describe it as indescribable. Your site is one of those things I wish I could "un-see", and makes me glad I had no clue about how low is the underbelly of society.
The only website I have ever had a similar reaction to is Goatse. You can take that as a compliment or a condemnation.
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1273 |
| Date: |
Tuesday
19:01
06.10.2008 |
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Peter |
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Favorite: Cisco
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Ah man, I remember many a night in high school the only liquor stores that dared sell to us were the kind of places that sold this stuff.
There is something weird in Cisco, Everyone thats ever tried it knows it. It has a completely different feeling going in, staying in, and later coming out all over your friends kitchen floor than any other booze ever made.
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1272 |
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Tuesday
10:21
06.10.2008 |
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Favorite: Andre Cold Duck
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gotta love the duck, at $4/bottle.
boones farm is like a chick 40, like arbor mist.
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1271 |
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Tuesday
09:32
06.10.2008 |
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Favorite: buckfast n frosty jacks
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im from glasgow you need a bigger review of buckfast and theres a fortified wine made in glasgow (thats in scotland) called eldorado its 18% and tastes like sour liqourish theres also frosty jacks and pulse white cider the frosty jacks comes in a 3 and a half litre bottle its ?2.50 and its 7.5% the pulse comes in 2 litre bottles at the same % theres also monkfords tonic wine made in scotland its kind of a rip off from buckfast but tastes just as good its a lot cheaper at ?3 a bottle and at 15% gives you a good kick :) im a true drinker being able to drink 2 bottles of buckfast and a 3 and a half litre bottle of frosty jacks bow down to me and im only 18
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1270 |
| Date: |
Monday
06:48
06.09.2008 |
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Digger |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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What's up with the Ric Flair t-shirt?
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1269 |
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Monday
06:00
06.09.2008 |
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Is there somewhere in Britain where these products are available? I'd be interested to try them, after having thrown up on numerous bottles of White Lightning when I was younger.
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1268 |
| Date: |
Monday
04:03
06.09.2008 |
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dale |
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Favorite: md 20/20
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The Cheech and Chong skit "tripping in court" mentions Ripple wine.
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1267 |
| Date: |
Monday
01:11
06.09.2008 |
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Patrick |
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Favorite: Don't know yet
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I found your site, and can't wait to begin my own bum wine journey. I haven't tried any of these yet, but I will hopefully experience them soon. Thank you for your encouragement.
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1266 |
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Monday
00:18
06.09.2008 |
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Klenzyr |
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Favorite: Kaiser Pearl Champagne
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This Australian "fluid" has a acid-high effect when guzzled quickly. Unbelievably
low quality garbage used primarily for a super-quickee buzz. One time a friend and I each finished a 750ml bottle in under 5 minutes. Then we played lawn darts. The police came. The rest is just blank...
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1265 |
| Date: |
Sunday
20:42
06.08.2008 |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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Have y'all ever tried the Orange flavor of MD? It tastes just like Sunny D. I remember getting trashed on the stuff one night, and I was fine until the next morning - the hangover wasn't even that awful, I ate an egg-and-sausage breakfast...and then in the middle of my shower puked it all back up. I could still taste the MD, too.
Good stuff.
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1264 |
| Date: |
Sunday
20:19
06.08.2008 |
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John Moore |
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Favorite: Night Train
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I've only tried one of these wines -- Night Train. It was the worst drunk I've ever had. Woke up the next day puking red stuff that was either wine or blood -- I could never figure out which.
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1263 |
| Date: |
Sunday
19:14
06.08.2008 |
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Reed |
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Favorite: Malort
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MALORT! Sweet Jesus!
Malort is by far the most foul of all beverages. It's vile flavor is matched only by it's disgusting aftertaste. I lost a bet and it took two days to recover from 3 shots. You have been warned - DO NOT DRINK IT... EVER!
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1262 |
| Date: |
Sunday
16:53
06.08.2008 |
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Pete |
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I'm from Canandaigua. I work at a place here that has connections with Canandaigua Wine Co. One night, I was bartending an event held for the higher-ups in the company. The only drinks were wine, provided by the company. (They actually do make some pretty good wines.) Including Wild Irish Rose. These people thought it was hilarious. One guy told us, "I remember drinking this. Stuff'll kill ya." A bunch of people actually drank it, but every person who wanted it asked for just a little bit, then made a godawful face after slugging it down. One guy was trying to get me to drink it. I refused, saying that I couldn't because I was at work. Really, I had just smelled it earlier. (My boss had actually told me to do whatever the hell they wanted. If they wanted me to party and play cards with them until 3 am, do it.)
That was kinda long, I guess. I just thought it was funny- all these executives and whatnot going nuts over bumwine.
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1261 |
| Date: |
Friday
18:59
06.06.2008 |
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Stephen |
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Favorite: Thunderbird
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Thunderbird was my drink of choice when I was about 15 and really getting into alcohol but couldn't afford anything else.
Awful stuff...I feel nauseous just thinking about it. I guess over here now kids looking to get trashed go for alcopops or strong cider these days.
It was all Thunderbird when I was that age though.
Also remember drinking MD later on, and I don't think I ever finished a whole bottle of it.
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1260 |
| Date: |
Friday
16:21
06.06.2008 |
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robert |
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Favorite: thunderboyd
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spokane loves thunderbird cuz thats whats going on in the streets +you know this+
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1259 |
| Date: |
Thursday
05:57
06.05.2008 |
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Moxie |
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Favorite: Old Duke
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I'm searching for references to Old Duke White Wine. Back in the 80's, my folks ran a mom & pop corner store in rural Maine and Old Duke was the white wine counter-part to Wild Irish Rose.
Yet, searching the net, all I can find are literary references to this rot-gut bum wine. I'm not even sure if it's still available. Can anyone out there shed some light on this?
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1258 |
| Date: |
Tuesday
17:15
06.03.2008 |
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Cainkane1 |
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Favorite: Night train express
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When is the bumvidence section going to start?
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Sunday
22:15
06.01.2008 |
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Damien Noonan |
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Favorite: stones green gigner wine
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G'day hey i love this but you need to think bigger! We need an Australian bumwine section. Mate over here we have some of the shittest bumwines known to mankind. For instance my personal fave, stones green ginger wine about $7 which i know is pricey but its 17% of pure ginger baddness! passion pop $3 a bottle tastes like somebody already drank it and pissed it back into a bottle, the secret is to drink it in shots no further than 10 seconds apart...destruction!!! vodka cruisers are another usually drank by bums to be but as the bastard goverment has just upped the tax on evil alcho-pops to curb teen binging id say most will make the change to what we refer here to as GOONG i think it native for the cheapest possible highest alchol content shit money can buy. Anyhoo happy guzzling people
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1256 |
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Saturday
05:10
05.31.2008 |
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Sam |
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Favorite: Cisco!
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Love it! You need to put up some overseas dealers though, I really want to try some of this bad mess. I've been wild ass drunk off cheap tequila and regret it every time so I would hate to see the effects of Cisco.
However, curiosity kills the cat
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1255 |
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Friday
08:57
05.30.2008 |
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Markus |
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Great site :D
Is there any chance to get Night Train in Germany? If anybody has some information it would be great :D
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1254 |
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Thursday
22:03
05.29.2008 |
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Geel Solv |
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Favorite: Night Train Express
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US citizens:
*** Night Train Express wanted ***
*** Handsome reward $ ***
I've tried this before, but I won't quit trying; I am looking for a bum wine enthusiast who is willing to pack and ship a couple of bottles of Night Train Express to Norway and get paid handsomely to do so.
It will be done completele legal via the Norwegian customs and I will show my gratitude in US dollars if someone is interested in helping me out and earning some cash in the process. The wine, packing and shipment costs plus the reward for helping me out will be paid beforehand.
Interested?
Contact me at geisol@hotmail.com
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1253 |
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Wednesday
03:54
05.28.2008 |
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Jay Hands |
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Favorite: Night Train
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LOOKING FOR NIGHT TRAIN : i would really like to buy a bottle of Night Train as a present for my best mate (we grew up listening to Guns 'n' Roses).
Could any one out there buy a bottle of Night Train and ship to the UK for me? I will pay expenses and a bit for your time? I need to in UK by June 9th (ish)
Cheers :)
p.s email me
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1252 |
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Tuesday
07:20
05.27.2008 |
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gow |
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Favorite: md 20/20 orange
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quite a good site over here in scotland everybody just punishes buckfast or md 20/20 haha ,used 2 be thunderbirds years ago but u hardly get it over here now
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1251 |
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Friday
19:13
05.23.2008 |
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Jon Rose |
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Favorite: Thunderbird
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I live in England and have been trying to find somewhere that supplies Nighttrain, does anybody know if it is available over here or just in America.
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1250 |
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Friday
10:18
05.23.2008 |
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PrissPop |
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Favorite: TJ Swann
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Y'all ever hear to TJ Swann? I was actually too young to be even thinking about wine back then, but Pop-Pop used to get it for Mommy, and Mommy would leave me in the kitchen with the open bottle. Hee-Hee!
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| EntryNo: |
1249 |
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Thursday
16:33
05.22.2008 |
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ray |
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Does anyone know if they still make Tango screwdriver and Tequila sunrise. If so where could I get a couple of Bottles. Let Me know. Thanks
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| EntryNo: |
1248 |
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Wednesday
14:06
05.21.2008 |
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Tesko |
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Favorite: night train
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you've got to write about the Taylor wines. port, tawny port, sherry and some others i forget. the port is really sweet and highly drinkable at 18%.
check out http://www.taylorreserve.com /
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1247 |
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Tuesday
15:31
05.20.2008 |
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renee |
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Favorite: neither
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holy heck. did it only once. never again. too much of an alche snob. but NOT so much that i didn't consume old mil or natty bo. but my brother was a fan. so much so that he did a whole bottle of cisco and then threw up cherry on my BFF (best friend forever) who, i needless to say didn't know at the time, was also his GF (girl friend). apparently she musta been drinkin it too. they both crazy. she's still my BFF and he married someone he never threw up on!
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| EntryNo: |
1246 |
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Tuesday
01:10
05.20.2008 |
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Mikey |
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Favorite: Night Train Express
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 My experience with the Night Train has its roots in the previous summer. To start, I must say that I love Guns N' Roses, especially their song "Nightrain", which is somewhat a dedication to Night Train Express. I found out about this last summer using wikipedia, and being a month or two away from being 21, I decided that I will give the drink a try if I can find it.
I began searching for it after my birthday, but it was difficult. After finding it at American Liquors in Dekalb, Illinois, I was elated enough to buy three 750mL bottles of it. I drank one bottle of it at my friends house, and I fell in love with it right then. Although I remember only hugging my friend good bye once before leaving, he claimed that I hugged him three times that night.
The next day, at the same house, we held a party. Within 2 hours (maybe 1.5, who knows), I nearly drank down the other two bottles (some of my friends had a few gulps themselves). I was so wasted that I was unable to see my cards at the poker table. Also, I danced to the song "Nightrain" while holding a bottle in my hand. When we left, I was carried into my brothers car and went home where I puked a small amount in a ice cream bucket.
For Halloween, I decided to dress up as a bum, and drinking a bottle of Night Train would be perfect for my costume. In the same house as before, I once again drank two bottles of Night Train, and again I danced to the song (everybody danced and sang with me, too). I ended up passing out on my friend's floor on top of a vent (pictured above). I did not vomit at all, which more than proved that Night Train does not necessitate nausea.
After a couple of milder Train' rides, with the last one being on New Year's, I decided that I could no longer go on like that. I immediately stopped consumption of all alcohol, and I have been 100% clean since. I still love the GnR song to my bones, though.
Night Train is a great drink when prepared correctly (in other words, cooled). Is it the best tasting drink? No. But for the price, it is pretty good. And it can get you wasted more harshly than you would think.
Great site, although I do not believe bum wine is awful.
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| EntryNo: |
1245 |
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Monday
12:19
05.19.2008 |
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Ben G.D. Rinker |
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Favorite: MD orange jubilee
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two week cisco and drinkin binge... great for depression and waking up with fat chicks
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1244 |
| Date: |
Thursday
00:11
05.15.2008 |
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Led Lawless |
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Favorite: Night Train, for the song
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I have, in about an hour, put away a half-gallon jug of T-Bird. One of my more painful experiences.
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1243 |
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Wednesday
10:29
05.14.2008 |
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Alfred Wick |
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I wonder if bums try to sniff the precision machine-tooled screw-on cap to impress their girlfriends.
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1242 |
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Tuesday
13:15
05.13.2008 |
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Raven |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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Nice site! We frequently talk about these wines and their fine qualities :) at work. Just as we listed them off the face that come with actually tasting them soon follows. My coworkers will get a kick out of this site. Thanks!
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1241 |
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Monday
14:05
05.12.2008 |
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Sawyer B |
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Favorite: Cisco
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I know some avid bum-wine drinkers that simply do not play! Some of the veterans of the Cisco "RED" potion can finish two of the big bottles in one evening! Of course these "Polk County Boys" have been concentrating on the beverage since high school; they still claim Cisco packs the hardest pun
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| EntryNo: |
1240 |
| Date: |
Friday
17:19
05.09.2008 |
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night train joey |
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Favorite: Night Train
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i finally found two places in my town that carry cisco... of course, said establishments are the two bummiest, shittiest liquor stores in the area. in about an hour, my friend amanda and i finally be getting down with the legendary "liquid crack" for the first time.
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| EntryNo: |
1239 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
07:19
05.07.2008 |
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Big Jake |
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Favorite: Cisco or Wild I
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Hey loved the site. Fell off the old water wagon a couple times myself. Still a more or less productive member of society, though. A true connoiseur will benefit from this site, as he plumbs the depths of cheap wine in all its puke-fueling glory. Serve chilled, and have a good one all!
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| EntryNo: |
1238 |
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Sunday
20:36
05.04.2008 |
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T-BONE |
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Favorite: Cisco
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Cisco = Liquid Crack ... 'nuff said!
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| EntryNo: |
1237 |
| Date: |
Sunday
08:56
05.04.2008 |
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Cain |
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Favorite: Night Train Express
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If you only drink one shot of these wines they aren't so bad. Night Train Express tastes like grape juice until the high alcohol makes its presence known.
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1236 |
| Date: |
Saturday
19:14
05.03.2008 |
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Chief Boiler Man |
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Hi fellow drinkers of the nasty beverages here. I fell off the wagon in grand style and have been trying to mend the broken pieces. Even SHARTED!!! you know damn well you've had enough when you fill yer drawers & don;t even care!!! am dried out now & hope to stay ON the wagon
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| EntryNo: |
1235 |
| Date: |
Friday
12:47
05.02.2008 |
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Jiminy |
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I'm glad somebody mentioned Annie Green Springs which I thought should be on your list. In the 1970s I never thought of AGS as "hippie" wine, but that turns out to be a perfect description that fits my profile at the time. Old Annie may not have had the gasoline punch of Cisco, but drink enough of it, as we always did, and the next morning you're calling it Annie Scream Brains.
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| EntryNo: |
1234 |
| Date: |
Thursday
14:31
05.01.2008 |
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Stemics |
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I want cheap wine now, anyone wanna buy me some?
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| EntryNo: |
1233 |
| Date: |
Friday
10:51
04.25.2008 |
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Jesse |
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Favorite: MD 20/20 (red grape)
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Lafayette, West Lafayette (Purdue Univeristy area) has stores called 'Village Pantry' that are stocked with Cisco, MD, Thunderbird, and Nighttrain.
i am amazed how drunk they make people. i want to know the science behind this, straight whiskey doesn't even get me this wasted.
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| EntryNo: |
1232 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
16:30
04.23.2008 |
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Baron |
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Favorite: NIGHT TRAIN EXPRESS
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HI,
Where can I get NIGHT TRAIN EXPRESS In Portland, OR? My father used to drink gallons of it, I believe it is good for you...
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| EntryNo: |
1231 |
| Date: |
Tuesday
20:44
04.15.2008 |
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Duluoz |
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Favorite: Cisco
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Wild Irish Rose will either make you puke or fight, and a good night both, Cisco will make you fight, puke, or get naked, and a good night all three.
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1230 |
| Date: |
Friday
20:36
04.11.2008 |
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Dan |
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Favorite: Cisco "red"
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Where can I get some cisco in Eastern NC? I live in Wilmington but also travel to Raleigh and Greensboro a lot.
Great site!!!
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| EntryNo: |
1229 |
| Date: |
Friday
18:16
04.11.2008 |
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Bug |
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Both the Seattle and Tacoma Alcohol Impact Zones ban all five of your featured wines from sale. They both also ban something called "Gino's Premium Blend". Can anyone give me any information on this no doubt fine product? Perhaps it is popular mainly in the Pacific Northwest.
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| EntryNo: |
1228 |
| Date: |
Friday
10:52
04.11.2008 |
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Ryan |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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Finally i get the low down on cisco and why every1 told me to stay away. Well now ima try it and see if i get enraged with crazyness! Ill letyou know what happened! Awsome site btw guys! Love it!!
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| EntryNo: |
1227 |
| Date: |
Thursday
20:06
04.10.2008 |
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Christian Lander |
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Favorite: Wild Irish Rose
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This site inspired me to drink a bottle of Wild Irish Rose.
I did not finish and I was so hung over from like half a bottle. It was so intense, whatever they say the alcohol content is must be a lie. I think they also add cynanide, meth, and LSD to that thing. It was a horrible journey I didn't want to take.
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1226 |
| Date: |
Sunday
05:45
04.06.2008 |
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Jackisback |
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Favorite: Night Train
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Lol you american people are sure some fine people... chemical wine shit... thats so funny because that stuff we got in europe is always good- even the lowclass shit
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| EntryNo: |
1225 |
| Date: |
Thursday
21:34
04.03.2008 |
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Adam Mattinson |
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Favorite: london xxx
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you guys fucking rock! best worded reviews of bum wines i have ever come across! keep on givener
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| EntryNo: |
1224 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
15:39
04.02.2008 |
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Wilky |
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Cisco gets you wasted!
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1223 |
| Date: |
Friday
09:35
03.28.2008 |
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Stevie |
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Favorite: Buckie(Buckfast)
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Can anyone remember a classic old cheap drink called Scotsmac is was white wine mixed with whisky and used to cost about 3 quid a bottle back in the early nineties.
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1222 |
| Date: |
Friday
06:23
03.28.2008 |
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Cueball |
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Favorite: Cisco
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Hey, I love the site. I just wanted to alert you that some bastard that ripped off your review of Bright's Pale Dry Select Sherry and used it for Wikipedia. I tried linking to the article itself, but the link wouldn't show up correctly.
There is a link to the review on this page(in the Reference section) for Bright's, but the footnote isn't provided in the article itself.
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| EntryNo: |
1221 |
| Date: |
Thursday
10:32
03.27.2008 |
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Jana |
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Favorite: 5 liter bottles from the Bau Markt in Berlin
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the most insane bum wine of all times, I believe, is to be found in Freetown, Sierra Leone where I was about a month ago: the standard there is twice-distilled palm wine, which is reputed to be so strong that it can cause blindness, and must be filtered to get maggots out before consumption. while never having the twice-distilled version, I had a more upscale version, which smelled and tasted like pure carbolic acid... my suggestion is that this is bum wine to avoid for the sake of one's health, unless you are just one of those adventurers that must try everything once.
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1220 |
| Date: |
Wednesday
22:28
03.26.2008 |
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power_switch |
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Favorite: Sterno
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wow, these brought back some hideous memories from high school
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| EntryNo: |
1219 |
| Date: |
Tuesday
15:37
03.25.2008 |
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ERUSS44 |
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Favorite: MD 20/20 with the "Bling-Bling"
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Every year,I find myself searching endlessly in the more run-down parts of Utica,NY to score my favorite St. Patrick's Day Parade elixir MD 20/20...I still find it in the rainbow of flavors(more like colors, actually, after downing the 3rd or 4th 750 ml bottle of the stuff!)...I am planning a Bumwine Mad Dog March Madness basketball party in my semi-finished basement of my house this weekend, where everyone gets at least 1 bottle of blue "Bling-Bling" to suck down at their leisure, along with Jager-Bombs and whatever else we come up with...The owner of the liquor store on Bleecker St. will be happy to see me this week, for sure!!! Everyone is required to have a sober driver to get their own pummelled asses home after the festivities...Wish me luck with the crowd and my recovery from a CERTAIN 2 day hangover!!! C-YA!!!!
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1218 |
| Date: |
Monday
16:20
03.17.2008 |
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Mike Rakes |
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Favorite: MD 20/20
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I got trashed like some shit-drain hobo this weekend while staying with my girlfriend and her friends in Huntington,WV (home of Marshall University). I was just going to sip away on a few Stella Artois' and a little Jack Daniel's but no, I'm the piece of shit who loves peer pressure and so I began groundwork on the ole Mad Dog.
I polished off a 375ml of Orange Jubilee then knocked down a 750ml of Sour Apple. This rancid shit made be paint the toilet with Taco Bell vomit immediately following a bout of falling in the kitchen then rambling about some off-handed crazy shit.
Ironic twist is I am actually a top-shelf only liquor drinker. God Bless these shit-ball bumwines, I'm a true sucker for ghetto drinking.
So far I've had 4 of the Big 5, I just can't seem to find Night Train Express ANYWHERE in WV, the other 4 are easy.
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1217 |
| Date: |
Sunday
05:46
03.16.2008 |
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Sunflowerwolf |
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Jesus loves YOU!
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| EntryNo: |
1216 |
| Date: |
Thursday
21:48
03.13.2008 |
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Jodes |
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Favorite: MadDog 20/20
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Hey, if you want some info on an even more vile Canadian wine(s) then the ones shown, email me!
Branavan (Its sold by the Cash register ya know!)
Club House
Oh and how can I forget Baby Duck!!!
Finally, does anyone know where I can get MD 20/20 In Canada?
Thanks!
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1215 |
| Date: |
Thursday
15:48
03.13.2008 |
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Sir. GArth william Harpole |
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Favorite: Fuckedfast (bucfast for thouse who are not anuled)
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when i traveled abrod to Ireland i was crowned the buckfast king because i drank a bottle in under five seconds. it was one of the strangest drunks i have had in my life. its a tonic wine so it gets u up and wasted at the same time. i dont remember much of the night except dodgeing the garda and yelling alot.
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1214 |
| Date: |
Tuesday
08:43
03.11.2008 |
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geoff shaw |
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Favorite: buckfast
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been on buckfast for ten years, but looking forward to trying cisco next time iam in new york.
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| EntryNo: |
1213 |
| Date: |
Sunday
16:12
03.09.2008 |
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Nick |
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Favorite: Cisco
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I have a few things to contribute to the bum wine lore:
Cisco: Will get you drunker than anything else. The last time I drank Cisco I ended up throwing an entire bag of flour on some random girl's face.
Mad Dog: Mad Dog isn't enough on its own so you need to augment. I chose to play Edward MadDogHands one night two Octobers ago. I ended up throwing a pumpkin across the room and breaking a hole in the ceiling...with my head.
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1212 |
| Date: |
Sunday
10:03
03.09.2008 |
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Brooklyn Sal ... |
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Favorite: Thunder Bird
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We used to mix ThunderBird with Grapefruit Juice and call it G-Bird, it took off some of the bite... and our slogan was a little different than the Original... it was " What's the word?, ThunderBird, What's the price?, Thirty Twice, Who drinks the most?, Us Colored Folks !!
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